Danny Libido

ponder lettuce and shrimp

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

Death is only the beginning. Soon.

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

time for coffee

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

coffee time

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

what idiot called it “Little St. James” and not Kid Rock

[deg @degg]

to the people who cant tell the difference between a turtle and a fish….. you gotta suck my dick!!

[Danny Libido @Sex_thief]

my nickname around the office is Fred Flinstone because i deceive my wife and am often quick to violence

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Making brownies for my big fat fucking wife. I don’t have to do this shit anymore. We live off crypto. I turn the basement into a blockbuster with a quarter million dollars worth of dvds. I pump weed smoke down there so ur always high while browsing. Some day

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Prescribing all sweet babies with hellos and lovely kisses

[Danny Libido @Sex_thief]

@nycguidovoice did you try having gay sex with it?

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

If my teeth wanted to be brushed I wouldn’t have lips

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

What’s up sharks my name is Adolf and I got one question for u, would I even need to be here asking for money if it wasn’t all controlled by a certain group of people?

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Breaking: Betty white has been killed by the Covid 19 mRNA vaccines

[Danny Libido @Sex_thief]

just give kyle rittenhouse a gun loaded with vaccines??? 🤔🤔🤔

[Danny Libido @Sex_thief]

@AOC why not just give Kyle Rittenhouse a gun loaded with the vaccine??

[Danny Libido @Sex_thief]

sometimes i look down and realize im dressed like a cartoon cat burglar

[Lorem Ipsum… @VeryEvilguy00]

She chicken on my nugget

[Mat @MatCro]

GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up

ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.

[Danny Libido @Sex_thief]

i open cereal bags like lenny trying to pet rabbits

[Danny Libido @Sex_thief]

BANG🥀

[Danny Libido @Sex_thief]

must've been the wind

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Skyrim IRL TikTok star arrested, charged with murdering his wife and her friend: https://t.co/T03W0vpuxL