Marissa Meyers

Life's too short to be anything but happy.

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Here's a hot take: Today's music just doesn't compare to the timeless magic of Fleetwood Mac. Stevie Nicks is an absolute legend🎵✨

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Disappointment is when you thought you had one more sip of coffee left and realize you already drank it. #HelloCupTwo #CoffeeAddict #IBlameTheKid

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While watching a thriller movie, Jordan goes "I so badly want to die in a movie." My only thought was the main character doesn't die. You enjoy being the sidekick while I live on, @hiway77.

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I used to go into Target and have to fight off the urge to shop for myself. Now I must run from the baby aisle like my life depends on it or I will come home with a new wardrobe for Maren. #TargetAlwaysWins

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Could this week get any better? Iowa Hawkeyes play Saturday, it's snowing ❄️ and we're at 38 weeks!! Here's to hoping little miss decides to make her debut soon...I'm running out of room! 😊

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Hypothetically speaking, if you wanted to not get makeup on your clothes while changing, would you put a plastic bag over your head to shield your clothes from your face?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

My statement on the death of George Floyd:

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

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Looking for a healthy snack to help you through quarantine? Frozen grapes. Literally the most underrated snack.

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When I'm stressed I go to Target. I think I have a problem...#HowDoYouDestress? #LongWalksThroughTarget

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I fell down the escalator today because I couldn't patiently let it take me to the top. Happy Wednesday.

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Ben Rector makes any day better. And the fact that I'm seeing him live makes me fan girl just thinking about it.

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Today I dropped my Ventra card down the black hole between the train and the platform. And with that, I'm now officially on Christmas leave.

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Have you ever forgotten a word you really should know? Mine was my own name. "Hi, my name is _________?!?" #GetMeToFriday

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Was feeling great about my progress in the gym until I couldn't open the outside door and needed assistance to get into my office. Faaaaaail.

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98% of the time I'm not laughing at the people or things I'm passing by (even tho I'm sure it looks confusing), I'm laughing at the "Girls Gotta Eat" podcast.

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I've been listening to the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack all day which was fine until I shared my screen for a proposal with the company partners and had to explain my love for Disney. #IceBreaker #IAm5 #IShouldBeEmbarrassed #ImNot

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I think this has been the fastest and BEST year so far. Loving you, 2019. Can't wait to finish of this year strong. =)

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Recently learned the guy I sit next to at work reads books on witchcraft all day. He saw me looking and said, "Oh do you practice?" The look on my face must have said it all because he "evil" laughed and turned the other way. #ImDoomed #HarryPotter? #JustABunchOfHocusPocus

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Today my dog took a freshly brewed cup of coffee and knocked it in the air. I've never been more disappointed. Didn't even get a sip.