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I have the power of God and Anime on my side

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

From a young age, I have always wanted to be the exit liquidity for shareholders of artificial intelligence companies

[JAE @OkieFBfan]

“Tonight’s matchup is the OKC Thunder Vs the Klu Klux Klan!!!!”

NBA Twitter:

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

NAILED IT: Jeff Bezos: “A nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year pays more than $12K a year in taxes. Does that really make sense?”

“So people talk about making the tax system more progressive. How about we start by having the nurse in Queens NOT pay taxes? At all!”

“Why is a nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year paying more than $1K a month in taxes?”

“That’s $1K a month that could help with rent or groceries or anything.”

“And by the way, do you know what that all adds up to? The bottom half of income earners in this country pay only 3% of the taxes. It’s only 3%.”

“We can find 3%. So we don’t have... it’s a small amount of money for the government. You know that. And the more I thought about it, to me, it’s kind of absurd that we’re doing this.”

“We shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington — they should be sending her an apology. It really makes no sense.”

Exactly!

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

French cooks act like they’re trying to seduce the food, Chinese cooks act like they’re the last engineer on an overheating spaceship desperately staving off core implosion.

[lawyur @yeeldfarm]

girls mysterious sources of income:
- sugar daddy
- daddy
- OF

boys mysterious sources of income:
- cryptocurrency
- shrimp farming
- 黑暗深渊

[taoki @justalexoki]

crazy to think we didn't invent the motor we basically just discovered it

[critter @BecomingCritter]

Heartbreaking: discovering that 99% of your problems are due to personal cowardice

[turbomander @turbomander]

no disrespect to wizard who believe themselves to be wiser than the council but that could never be me. i am far too wise to do something so foolish. perhaps even wiser than the council

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: Another individual connected to top secret US nuclear research has vanished without a trace, Daily Mail reports.

This is now the tenth person connected to top secret US nuclear research to go missing or die mysteriously.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

"sleep training" a newborn means letting a defenseless baby scream for its mother in the dark until it's either exhausted or has given up on life.

the attachment literature is clear that before 6 months, a baby crying with nobody coming learns exactly one thing, that calling for help doesn't work
and you even have parents bragging about how they tortured their kid into an 8h sleep

you need to attend to every need of your child. they don't have a prefrontal cortex able to understand what's happening. if you love them and care for them, they'll barely cry, and when they do there's a clear reason you can address right away

[c @c110101101]

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

[… @Unkle_K]

It’s hard to conceptualise that beginnings and ends might strictly be a human experience

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

There are 4 data points on Gen Z I find interesting.

1. They are the most diverse Generation in American history religiously and ethnically.

2. They are the most educated generation in the history of the world according % of total degrees held.

3. They are the first generation in history to have lower test scores than the generation that birthed them

4. They have the lowest test scores of any generation since 1950.

On their own these 4 data points are unremarkable but when you put them together? It paints a fascinating picture.

[Ab. @Abiodun0x]

People like this think they are deep. We would have remained cave dwellers if the world were filled with their kind.

[intern @intern]

gym guys will be like “i can’t believe they took the covid vaccine”

and then inject BPC-157, ipamorelin, MOTS-c, and an unpronounceable peptide shipped from Nicaragua after reading a subreddit comment from liverkingdisciple69 about mice getting jacked

[Lachlan Phillips exo/acc 👾 @bitcloud]

Artemis II is a litmus test

If you're against continuing to advance humanity I really never want to hear your opinion on any topic ever.

[Dan @KettlebellDan]

will the moon landing deniers also doubt the Artemis mission or will they be more excited than everyone else because they will think it’s for the first time?

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

sometimes when I talk I can physically feel myself pick the wrong dialogue option

[CHURRASCO SAUDADE @churrascooooo]

women have a monopoly on moderately well paying easy low expectation remote work positions