Gregor Fleming

There is no defence for reality.

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

If Small Dick Energy was an entire nation.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

We don’t acknowledge enough just how motherfucking stupid fascism is

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

You can see why the successful, New York City, real estate developer was such a bankruptcy enthusiast.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

World Cup fever kicks off as America welcomes the world with a traditional display of their culture and traditions.

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

“Illegal to drink in public”
“Illegal to walk to the stadium”
“100$ for a train to the ground”

“Land of the Free”

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

#HIGNFY on Trump's illegal attack on Iran

Ian Hislop, "Trump literally thought the way to stop wars is to start them, and historically, that hasn't proved to be true"

Armando Iannucci, "No"

Ian Hislop, "He claimed that all of America's war aims have been fulfilled. It's impossible because they didn't have any"

Armando Iannucci, "And he said that he didn't start it, they started it, and what he did was pre start it, because he knew they were going to start it"

Ian Hislop, "And he is having negotiations with people who aren't imaginary"

Armando Iannucci, "That's true"

Ian Hislop, "Trump is not a fantasist who imagines that the voices in his head are the opposition in Iran negotiating. That's not his modus operandi"

Paul Merton, "No because he's a malignant narcissist"

Armando Iannucci, "He's the only person I know who negotiates with himself and comes out with a worse deal"

[Matt Verderame @MattVerderame]

History says it’s probably just Mahomes again but who can say

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

I hate that things have got to a point where I can't tell the difference between satire and real life any more

[Adrian P 🇷🇴🇺🇦🇪🇺 @AdrianP_doc]

I am Romanian so I can laugh at the fact that the US president is a demented old man completely devoid of morality or basic human decency.

But if I was American I would be ashamed of myself every single day he was in office.

The world does not care "you didn't vote for him".

He is YOUR president.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Who could’ve expected Iran to use their greatest advantage to their advantage

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The unexpected move of letting their own ships through the thing they’re blocking

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

US propaganda is basically relying on the fact that Americans are intellectually twelve

[Prof Colin Talbot (and my late pal Rory) @colinrtalbot]

Remind me. When did the USA show up in WWI and WWII?

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

During World War 2, the United States government didnt care that Europe was being destroyed.

America only joined World War Two when Japan attacked its ships in Pearl Harbor, when it realised it could no longer sit back or it would be destroyed itself in the future.

America even refused to send ships that the UK had purchased from America, maybe they thought we wouldn't survive long enought to be able to collect them later.

America didnt join the fight until 2 years and 3 months after World War II began.

Poland, Denmark, Norway, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, France, Yugoslavia and Greece had already fallen. With the only other countries standing were nautral to the Nazi's or allies.

For a whole year Britain fought the Nazi's alone.

And now Trump seems to be doing his best to start World War 3 and he complains that Britian hasn't run into this conflict guns blazing because we disagree with how the conflict was initiated on behalf of Israel.

After 9/11 happened 119 countries came to the aid of the United States.

The United Kingdom was the first country to deploy combat forces alongside the US... we did this immediately. With United States and United Kingdoms losses combined the UK's fallen accounted for nearly 20%. We bled for that flag.

@DonaldTrump is a fucking joke.

[AnatolijUkraine @AnatoliUkraine]

Unacceptable.

They didn’t just build a border — they built a digital checkpoint for your thoughts.
Passports are no longer enough; now your opinions must be pre-approved.

Imagine this:
millions flying in for the World Cup, families excited, athletes ready —
and the first thing America asks for is your last five years of posts.

Security becomes surveillance.
Safety becomes excuse.
Freedom becomes slogan you only get if you keep your mouth shut.

And the same people screaming about “censorship” in Europe quietly normalize it at home.
Hypocrisy in a suit, stamping your timeline before you land.

From “Land of the Free”…
to the Land of the Watched.

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

We are traditionally masculine men with the warrior ethos flowing through our veins. Please do not play a kazoo near us or I might start murdering people with my firearm.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The Titanic, a ship that famously turned around.

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

“If the cops are nearby, I run and hide, because I know better than to come into contact with them. I live in America, the freest country in the world.”

[redhead ophelia 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @redhead_ophelia]

“If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the fucking window and find out which is true”
Fuck you, Associated Press, for siding with the fascism.

[Air Raid | Buffalo @TheBillsGuys]

New Rule: Jameis Winston’s next contract is with ALL 32 NFL Teams and whenever a starter is out he gets to fill in. Dude is absolutely must watch TV.