Siobhan Johnson

She/her |LOOK AT THIS PORG. ISN'T IT NEAT. WOULDN'T YOU THINK THIS PORG IS COMPLETE... YOU'D BE RIGHT, BECAUSE IT'S A POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORG!

[Siobhan Johnson @Shagrippina]

It's been a good decade ❤

[Steve @monsieurbonbon_]

BREAKING: The entire UK will be closed on Monday as a mark of respect to the Queen. All citizens are required to vacate the country by 23:59 on Sun, and may return at 09:00 Weds. The Ministry for Mourning suggests people try Ireland or France, or any other vaguely sane country.

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Big fan of @joelycett refusing to take an unserious person seriously

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

Sorry what? Women absolutely do have a right to bodily autonomy! 💯

[Sophie Aldred @sophie_aldred]

WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sylvester McCoy @4SylvesterMcCoy]

welcome Ncuti, and especially delighted to welcome another Scot!

[Dylan ☄️ @whomysterio]

Welcome to the Tardis Ncuti Gatwa! 💙 #DoctorWho

[RedScharlach @redfacts]

Pronouncing the new Doctor's name – it's a Ncuti Doc thing. 👍

[Siobhan Johnson @Shagrippina]

Wordle 225 5/6

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[Siobhan Johnson @Shagrippina]

I'm an aunt 😍

[Allis @allibails]

Oooo look I’m a grandma

[Rita Lou n Gracie Too 🇨🇦🐈‍⬛💙💛 @flynnrita149]

#SimoneBiles JUST. BACK. OFF.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

If @piersmorgan successfully attempts one cartwheel on a live broadcast, I will pretend to consider his thoughts on Simone Biles.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

I assure you that Simone Biles helped more people who are suffering from depression and anxiety in one day than Tucker Carlson, Clay Travis, Matt Walsh, and Piers Morgan have in their lifetimes.

[Yvette Cooper @YvetteCooperMP]

129,000 people who died didn’t cower, they fought for their lives

Frontline workers didn’t cower, they kept calm & carried on

Millions in lockdown didn’t cower, they followed your rules & made sacrifices for others

Glad you’ve recovered but pls never treat illness as weakness

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

unbothered. moisturised. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Possibly the most baffling people: the ones who are still wearing masks now that we don't legally have to, but still wearing them underneath their noses.