Action Bastard (Chris Pontius Pilate)

[Action Bastard (Chris Pontius Pilate) @ShakeMyTurban]

New pinned tweet https://t.co/Ft0o48oMbw

[el pendejo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

My roots.

[CartNarcs @CartNarcs]

These Juggalos are some reasonable folk.

https://t.co/F3eczVFYnW

[akhivae @akhivae]

Inventing new ultra-high calorie snack foods seems to unite Americans of all races.

While Black people are doing this, the Whitest people in America (Mormons) have entire fast food chains devoted to adding creamer, sugar, and artificial syrups to soda. And with a little rebranding, I can definitely see them adding this to the menu.

[bay @6vampz9]

try 11 years without a bloodhound gang album

[Ryan @NotRealMusic]

It’s absolutely not crazy to say Stevie Wonder, David Bowie, Marvin Gaye, Kate Bush or Black Sabbath are greater musical artists than Michael Jackson. It’s just not crazy to say at all

[dl pinkie pie opium trade @piinkst4rr]

they moms be 35 thats why

[Slade Joseph @RealSladeJoseph]

@fishtankislive got hammered

mogged production

got his ass beat

still mogged production

smelled a black midget stripper's asshole

turned down letty for a kiss

absolute legend. you will be remembered little buddy

[Jess ✨The Bad Cripple @BadCrippIe]

Fastest freeloader run ever? The Diamond Saga #Fishtanklive

[CartNarcs @CartNarcs]

Sadly there was still a lot to do this past year, but hopefully the message will sink in better next year.

https://t.co/IwSVK4S1PO

[donald @Boringstein]

Joe Pera Reads the Church Announcements

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

a good barometer for alcoholism is how many times a week you fall asleep in jeans

[Action Bastard (Chris Pontius Pilate) @ShakeMyTurban]

@SolarHeavy