Anthony

Good news is we’ll be landing immediately. Bad news is we’ll be crash landing.

[Tom Orr @TomOrr4]

You, a simpleton: Can’t beat sunset at the Rose Bowl!

Me, an intellectual: Can’t beat mid-afternoon sun shining on Condom Zone at the Cotton Bowl.

[Travis Ballinghoff @travieballin26]

I think we’re still on the air Tim 😂😭😂😭

[JACOB EVERETT @blauer_geist]

I’ve always considered the U-turn to be the least dignified traffic maneuver.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Yeah youre on fucking pot dude Im leaving

[Anthony @Shake_And_Bates]

Settled for a burger and a grape snow cone

[Lobo @LobosFFDen]

How I greet my dog when I get home

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Corned beef and cabbage today at grandmas is rizz approved!! 🤫🤔

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

The first 50° weekend in March is gonna hit like crack

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

We don't talk enough about the Minnesota Wild logo. One of the most creative logos in sports.

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

8 natty lights deep playing Xbox and yelling bad sports takes with 4-8 other dudes and absolutely zero women having the time of our lives

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

Would love to just grab a beer with this dude

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

oh you stole my mario party star? go fuck yourself. we will never be friends ever again.

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Chris Berman calling Chuba Hubbard the chuba missile crisis. 97 on the outside corner. He’s still got it

[Ronald “Oil Rig” Gorbachev @Poonslayer_12]

“Caught that one a little fat”