ruder mcduder

Making toilet humor great again. Tweets about nothing, everything, and random song lyrics.

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

One reason I don't like going to bars. I'm armpit height of everyone. And everyone smells like shit.

[ur mom @doctorbirrion]

Trump right now:

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Troy Goldenberg @troymmg]

Great little thread! Ability to seperate himself and critique two communities that he is part of👏

[Troy Goldenberg @troymmg]

Got to say I agree that Twitter is the one the platform in the world that truly allows for free speech and debate🕊️

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

@GuyDealership @tekioncorp @carsdotcom @DealerInspire @vAutoInc @PollyForAll @PureCars for DigAd!

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

@chris4short_ Team full of kickers! RAGE RAGE RAGE

[Troy Goldenberg @troymmg]

Former director of Amnesty couldn’t identify fake uniforms, guns, chains used to arrest somebody?? And it’s a stock image… lmao #journalism

[New Jersey @NJGov]

my toxic trait is thinking today is all about me. oh wait, it is. #NationalNewJerseyDay

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

@zaidtrades Classic Florida

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

@DougDeMuro *laughs in E38*

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

@BillFisch__ @bradderen This is still the best tweet

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

Helping my roommates review for the bar. It mostly consists of me asking, “Is it illegal if I…?” and then,

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

May all your 2022 dreams come true… even if you have to fake your own death and move to Tajikistan to make it happen.

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

@DougDeMuro This looks like the work of Newport Convertible Engineering

[Car Bibles @CarBibles]

....how.....how many accident stick-shift purchases happened before Carvana added in this dialogue box? 👀

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

If you were President, what would you add to the White House (i.e, Nixon’s bowling alley, Jimmy Carter’s solar panels, etc.)? I’ll go first, and it’s gotta be a trampoline room. Oh and a room with fuzzy walls, that’s a must.

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

@The_Hairy_Son You ever think they are just curled up in a ball themselves and are rolling around? So close minded Har

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

What kinda snacks you think everyone who’s broadcasting tonight have under their desks?

[ruder mcduder @ShakeyourRudy]

Morning fog + dubstep = very underrated