Craddock

To everything there is a season. That includes tweets.

[Craddock @ShallowfordGone]

@SupportOurLefty The Alibob-Rowling-Body Shop-Tranny multi-dimensional warfare is too complicated for me. It’s like Vietnam invading Kampuchea but then gay nxggxrs from outer space invade them both.

[Craddock @ShallowfordGone]

@eairtap1 A good soldier of the King’s African Rifles. Great choice. Unfortunate resemblance to David Lammy but that can’t be helped.

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@AvonandsomerRob Oh yeah, Julianne Moore bottom right. Got one!

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@AvonandsomerRob Top second right with the plastic face is familiar but I couldn’t name her.

Bottom centre maybe a villain in a series of Bosch? No name either.

Otherwise, not a clue.

[Craddock @ShallowfordGone]

@Anna_Soubry I bet you wish you were still getting that sweet 80k plus no questions asked six figures expenses.

You gave all that up for a run at a coffee-coloured boy. Less than a grand would have got you a week in the Gambia and your itch properly scratched.

[Craddock @ShallowfordGone]

@SirBasilBrush They never really got over the coffee shops closing.

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@AlphaGoII1 @NicholasHowes6 Every time they moan about whites moving into a black area remember it was a white working class area within living memory.

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@WeDoNotLearn73 Rosie out of Rosie and Jim blacked up in the later series. That justifies hunting her down and persecuting her.

I’m not even making this up - she went trans-black.

[Craddock @ShallowfordGone]

@S_McGraw @norfolkpainter Zero? That’s the same as the number of people murdered by UK police officers. What a coincidence!

[Norfolk Painter 🇬🇧 @norfolkpainter]

Forgotten history. The white slave trade, just one incident. July 1551 the island of Gozo off Malta was raided by Islamic Barbary pirates and the entire Christian population of 5000 people captured & taken into slavery in North Africa. Will the museums to slavery tell us that? 🤔

[Craddock @ShallowfordGone]

If I was a chippy whiner I’d object to the word “Brits”. It’s generally used by the spud monkeys as a pejorative so it has baggage.

But this is “Hillary.” She has people killed.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

For the Brits: "Hillary" is now available on @SkyTV. #SkyDocumentaries

[The Christian Nationalist Party @the_christnats]

Winston Churchill: We shall never surrender

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@HowlandRobin @FranDixon13 During the last election the wettest of Conservatives were automatically described as far-right. Even the Spectator of Matthew Parris became a “far right rag." That's when I realised everything was far right and nothing was far right.

It's as overused as fascist.

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@BonesDeForest She was bloody gorgeous. Still a good-looking woman.

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@rawlimark @jazmak99 @melindiscott It’s on Amazon Prime. Portrays low-income whites as drug-addled hillbillies but otherwise very good.

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@OldRoberts953 @godblesstoto Plastic and (a) brass?

Sorry, best I could do this far into the bottle.

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@BonesDeForest The woman on the podium is earning her money. Really going for it.

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@simonnthemakers @icehockeystick Good point. I was once warned by an Indian never to trust anyone with surname Shah. They’re known to be a bad lot apparently.