if you suspect your coworker is secretly a fully grown humpback whale living life disguised as a human, maybe keep that to yourself because it is none of your business
History Lesson: Cats have supported unions ever since the first cats realized that they could get more by screaming for food together than they could separately
if you come across a whale trying to cross the road:
1. move you car completely out of the road
2. firmly pick up the whale, ensuring not to damage it
3. move it, in the direction it was heading, safely off the road
4. wave goodbye and farewell to your new huge friend