Shana

Runner, cat mom, trauma critical care NP

[Shana @ShanaLeeNP]

@StubbornSoda where can I find your products in Southern California?

[Ron Barbosa MD FACS @rbarbosa91]

Went out with the team for latest game of ECMO musical chairs. It’s like regular musical chairs except:
- there are like 20 people playing but only 6 chairs.
- if you don’t get a chair, you die.
- if you get a chair you have a 50% chance of living (in a sense).

Or vaccinate.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

PEOPLE: May we have a living wage, please?

BILLIONAIRE: You want me to inspire you by going to SPACE?

PEOPLE: Um, no, just enough money to buy normal things and live somewhere kind of ok, please.

BILLIONAIRES: Space it is!

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

So cool that billionaires are going to space, can we have universal healthcare now?

[Shana @ShanaLeeNP]

@NightShiftMD People are the worst

[Shana @ShanaLeeNP]

@richardblade Soaking up the sun in SoCal & would love to hear my fave song from my fave band - Stripped by DM

[Shana @ShanaLeeNP]

Just chillin’

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

Me: Calls to refill birth control on day 21 of 28 day pack because I’m going on vacation. Told I need a prior auth from insurance company to refill before day 25.

Also me: Walks into a gun store because I’m having a bad day and walks out with a gun 10 min later.

[Shana @ShanaLeeNP]

Sunday morning bird watching

[Shana @ShanaLeeNP]

@Delta Nonstop

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

"As a good father, I could not let my daughters travel without me. Anyway, I've left them alone in Mexico and they'll prob be back next week."

[Shana @ShanaLeeNP]

@Delta 🍾

[Shana @ShanaLeeNP]

@HiltonHonors 🍾 La Quinta - what a fabulous find! 🥂

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Shana @ShanaLeeNP]

@DShadowgazer 🤣 I set 6 alarms 2 minutes apart! Don’t know why as I always wake up before the 1st one even goes off!

[Shana @ShanaLeeNP]

I consider myself a strong, independent woman. However, this all crumbled when someone tried to break into my house this morning. 😰

[JEN KIRKMAN @JenKirkman]

I will never go back to a public yoga class. I’ve gotten used to yelling “fuck!” every ten minutes doing it at home. It’s now an important part of my practice.

[Sarah Candler @sarahgcandler]

How did it take me this long to find the perfect analogy to explain the need for anticoagulation in Afib to my fellow Southerners?!

Me: “Blood is the consistency of gravy. If you stop stirring your roux evenly—“
Pt: “It clumps!”
Me: “Here’s your gravy thinner.”

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

This