Andy Weir announced a new novel with "no details yet"
Brother we already know: regular guy gets stuck somewhere impossible, MacGyvers his way out with real science, makes us laugh while we ugly cry, and we all finish it at 3am on a Tuesday.
Take my money.
NEW: Providence HC Bryan Hodgson with a LEGENDARY quote in his introductory press conference:
“If you ever wanna question my recruiting abilities just look at my wife Jordan." 😂
Tuukka Rask, literal goalie: that’s shouldn’t have been a major on MacKinnon
Ryan Whitney, Oilers lover: that’s not a major on MacKinnon
*most* Oilers fans: that’s probably the wrong call
Dallas Stars fans: hHuR dUrR MacKinnon dirtiest player in the league!!¡! dUrRrr
If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.