Shane ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[av glock🧩🇧🇷🇦🇷🇫🇷 @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[KFC @kfc]

still raw dogging your tenders?

[Marc Weinberg @MarcWeinbergWX]

Today, the average high temperature in #Louisville jumped to 70F. The next time the average high drops below 70F is October 19th.

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Forgetting the napkins on his forehead is crazy but this man have the heat and the pressure 🤔

[⚜️Alan Thomas⚜️ @CardN_AL]

Louisville MBB NCAA Tournament record in the last 38 years by presidential administration:

GHW Bush 4-3
Clinton 9-7
GW Bush 9-5
Obama 18-6
Trump 1-2
Biden 0-0
Trump 0-1

[John Cena @JohnCena]

No plan survives its collision with reality. Adapt and overcome.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The winter storm hasn’t even hit yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Hope this ref is still alive after such a brutal attack

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

🥛

[UAW @UAW]

STATEMENT ON FORD PLANT VISIT FROM VP LAURA DICKERSON, FORD DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR

The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union —the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.

The UAW will ensure that our member receives the full protection of all negotiated contract language safeguarding his job and his rights as a union member.

Workers should never be subjected to vulgar language or behavior by anyone—including the President of the United States.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: This Florida man is being praised nationwide for PERSONALLY following a child predator on the highway

911: "You don't have to follow him!"

MAN: "He's got KIDS in his car! If a COP don't get him, I will, and IT WON'T BE PRETTY."

FLORIDA 🔥

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: By stroke of pen, President Trump OVERTURNS Obama-era ban on whole milk in public school lunches.

"I'm gonna start drinking a lot of milk!"

Whole milk is back.

MAHA is winning.

Sanity is RETURNING! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ashley Fitzgerald @RizomaSchool]

If men are riding bikes and drinking in the daytime, it's a bad neighborhood

If women are riding bikes and drinking in the daytime, it's a good neighborhood

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

As a man you really need to be very comfortable with confrontation

[KITKAT @KITKAT]

🎄 Have a break, have a KitKat 🎄

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

That one hurt. Fr

[Shane ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @ShaneSneed49]

what are You, #blessed for/about?

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

the subway $5 foot long is now $15.50 btw

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

"I wanted to do something for the community and do something Christ-like."

Football star Lamar Jackson reveals mid-interview he wants to serve his community like Christ.

Incredible.

[Shane ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @ShaneSneed49]

Gamble at your local @CaesarsSI