The worst part about having a dream where you’re stuffing chocolate chip cookies in your pockets is waking up and realizing there’s no chocolate chip cookies in your pockets 😢
This ain't no subtweet fuck you michelle, keep my sisters name out of your god dam mouth you sound fucking childish. You obsess over everything she does and you're unhappy and take it out on her so do us a favor and work on yourself please and thank you
*knocks on door*
McConaughey: “Do you have a thanksgiving turkey?”
Resident: “no, no I don’t”
McConaughey: “Be a lot cooler if you did.” https://t.co/GpmB0Y4OOg