Shankar Chugani

Loves chai. Telling jokes in Bangalore almost everyday. For bookings contact: [email protected]

[Shankar Chugani @ShankarChugani]

Posting a couple jokes here.
Here is the first one.
DM me to know about the last joke I wrote and I'll send a link to you for a Live Show.

[Shankar Chugani @ShankarChugani]

Hello, I recently uploaded a body of work, a half hour comedy special,

It's called Chugani & Sons! Hopefully when you get some time you can catch it.

https://t.co/rmALHsGuDj

[Shankar Chugani @ShankarChugani]

Je déteste les gens de grande taille du fond du cœur. Surtout si le bas de leur cœur est au-dessus du haut de ma tête!

[Shankar Chugani @ShankarChugani]

मैं लंबे लोगों से दिल की गहराइयों से नफरत करता हूं। खासकर अगर उनके दिल का निचला हिस्सा मेरे सिर के ऊपर से ऊपर हो!

[Shankar Chugani @ShankarChugani]

நான் என் இதயத்தின் அடிப்பகுதியில் இருந்து உயரமானவர்களை வெறுக்கிறேன். குறிப்பாக அவர்களின் இதயத்தின் அடிப்பகுதி என் தலைக்கு மேல் இருந்தால்!

[Dave Attell @attell]

My head is swimming. It's out of control! So many great comments on the new special. Thank you for the support. I can’t wait to hit the clubs and see you all live.

Tickets & info on my site https://t.co/vC07ePilDC

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

🎉

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Smart woman! 😃

[Shankar Chugani @ShankarChugani]

And cant wait for this Special to hit!

[Dave Attell @attell]

Midnight tonight!!! #HotCrossBuns on @NetflixIsAJoke

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Everyone, yes everyone, is far right! 😂

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

“Free and Fair” Elections 🫡

[Shankar Chugani @ShankarChugani]

@RealEmirHan Dekh Bhai Dekh

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Name a canceled TV show that deserves another season.

I’ll start:

[Shankar Chugani @ShankarChugani]

shock your followers with epic facts:
1. I used to roller blade for over 12 years
2. I was the Band Major in my school. (The incharge of the band that marches in front of the whole school.)
3. I used to cycle to work for over 2 years almost 20kms everyday, 10 years ago.

[BENDI @sidharthbendi]

this was one of those encounters that made all the worst days matter

[Sajid Yousuf Shah @TheSkandar]

"May the blessings of Lord Shiva be with you and your family on this holy night of #Mahashivratri. Happy Mahashivratri!"

[Dan Soder @DanSoder]

Myrtle wants you to watch my new special On The Road. Do it. https://t.co/3dU47nrjC0

[Shankar Chugani @ShankarChugani]

"What did he do to get more people to Retweets?
I wish I knew."
(I just know that I need to share more of my content and get people to come to my Live Shows!)

[Dan Soder @DanSoder]

I wanna be Fun Dumb | My new comedy special is out now https://t.co/s80KBh9goR

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Gang rape ke post me bhi logon ko “I love India but…” bolna pad raha hai. Isse pata chalta hai hum mein sach sunne ki kshamta kitni kam hai. Sharminda hone ki baat hai. Tourists should go to a better country.

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Har din iss performance ka rate badal raha hai. I hope Rihanna ke invoice clear ho jayein.