Shannon

She/her. 27.
Boston to Chicago/Detroit. Books, tea, beers, yoga. Feminist. Socialist. Living with BPD, Bipolar, anxiety, and adhd.

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

I got on the pill when I was a virgin, because I was going to college and I wanted to be able to go to parties and walk around campus alone and know I wouldn't end up pregnant.

Let that sink in gentlemen.

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

https://t.co/PhXYQV1ONj

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

Man straight up has his shoes off on this bus. #onlyontheddot

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

(Don't answer that. I am aware of several reasons why. It's just annoying.)

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

If Kudzu is such an invasive plant, why the heck is everywhere perpetually sold out???

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

thinking about this tweet again.

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

I love when my boyfriend says things like, "I brought up the clothes and put them with the 'old clean laundry'." Like, no babe, that's not a thing, that's the next load....

[Left Flank Veterans @LeftFlankVets]

We are Live!

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

When you have to go to the meat market, because your dog tears through everything at the pet store too quickly #Staffordshire #staffordshireterrier #pitbullmix #bigdogs #shestheaweetestthough

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

Because vegan, lavender-flavored, soft serve ice cream with dark chocolate drizzle is a nearby thing. And delicious.

#coldtruthicecream
#vegandessert
#lavendericecream
#midtowndetroit
https://t.co/2XVVRcUWIQ

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

My giant poophead.

#staffordshirebullterrier #staffordshire #allamericanpitbull #pitbull #giantasshead
https://t.co/h0GIaQ2oHX

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

Yesterday, I had to explain to a guy I've been seeing that I was getting phone calls from another guy because I gave him my number; I had to explain that guys now call right in front of me to make sure I'm not lying; I had to explain that I feel safer making them feel satisfied.

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

@familyjulez They should pay double.

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

There should be a fee to fund #bpd services and support for every jackass that makes these comments.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

There should be a sovereign wealth fund for guys who date girls with BPD as a service to the community

[𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦 🇬🇭 @jxnnyway]

Idk who needs to hear this but topics like sexual assault and racism don’t need a devil’s advocate

[. @jdpoc]

The actual people from *THAT* meme, 10 years on ...
.

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

In college we had nicknames for our drunk egos, and I sincerely cannot believe no one ever suggested First Lady to be mine.

[Shannon @ShannonCat350]

My dog just got in bed, farted and started snorting... Guess a nap is out of the question. #shitmydogdoes #pitbulls #Staffordshire

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

One year ago, Breonna Taylor was murdered by police officers. It is a disgrace that we are still waiting on justice. The time is long overdue for us to combat systemic racism and a broken criminal justice system.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

"We can't solve climate change under capitalism" doesn't mean "we should do nothing until we live in a communist utopia". It means you can never trust the mechanisms of capitalism and the profit motive to be part of the solution. They will only ever obstruct progress.

[BK @_blkelly]

Rape jokes are not, and never will be funny