Shannon Gallagher

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

A year ago I was graduating college. Two years ago I was in Cuba. This year I am working 16 hour shifts to pay for the fun I had in Cuba and college

[Sarita Warren @sarahlizwarren]

This thread will be about the abhorrent conditions at the covid "hospital" DHR put up in McAllenTexas. Staff have walked out of this facility because of the conditions in which there are literally ants crawling over critically ill patients. Hiding PPE from staff.

[HunterJ @_hunter_j3]

“Opening up America Again” when the curve is just beginning to flatten is like stopping your prescribed antibiotics because you started to feel better

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

My cousin once told me she didn’t believe in dinosaurs and I still think about it to this day

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

Wash your hands. That is all.

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

@juliahoolia_ Skrewball is amazing. Shut your mouth

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

@kristincherrier My daughter Kalena will be her BFF

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

After just three weeks my new job has already asked me to be on numerous committees and lead numerous projects. They implement my ideas and welcome more. I’m not used to feeling valued and seen, not just another body to prevent a drowning hospital from totally sinking

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

@sawsanshimi That’s unachievable

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

Apparently I got fucked up and bought beef jerky on Amazon the other night. Beef jerky that won’t be delivered for weeks. Not sure what my drunk cravings were trying to accomplish here

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

My roommate’s new air fryer has inspired me to buy a multitude of food I never eat at home to test. I’m on a journey to culinary greatness

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

@yslorent A dairy farm owned by some of my classmates’ parents. They literally took a field trip to their house

[Hozier @Hozier]

can confirm

[m @swiftdreamstn]

to celebrate jesus birthday here's a video of him singing in the subway https://t.co/oheWLNnyIQ

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

I received a new copper drink making set, rocks glasses, fancy Italian cherries, bitters, and over 5 bottles of wine for Christmas. I think my family is trying to tell me something

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

Murry Chrysler. I just woke up in the new “guest room” at my parents house

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

My mom made me buy tickets to the Lion King musical for our family and is paying me back in increments cause she doesn’t want my stepdad to know how much she spent. Thats Disney dedication

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate? And wouldn’t someone who’s had, say, 30 perms in their life be well aware of this rule???

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

might mess around and

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Quit my job and move to the Mediterranean so I can have pasta and wine for every meal and not know who the father of my child is until my 3 lovers show up at her wedding to confront me

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

Good to know my most played on Spotify is a random country artist my sister plays for her dogs when she leaves. I’m paying $10 a month for two German Shepard’s to not feel lonely

[Shannon Gallagher @ShannonRoscoe]

Patrick let me drive his truck last night for no reason... love him but damn that boy is whipped