SharkvDad

I take on the most dangerous animals on earth on a daily basis - and also sharks.

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A simple step-by-step method for coming up with a great book concept via @ChadRAllen https://t.co/wQDk8uWuAz

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Asked my wife if she was wearing her mom’s pants...can I crash on someone’s couch for a few nights?

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LOLing w the kids this morning at @cooperbarnes jail scenes in @HenryDanger Christmas 2015. Funniest kids show on TV! #itsnotyourfault

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Meanwhile...at my mother’s house...in case you’re looking for great gift ideas for children. #scarygrandma #DadLife #giftideas #family

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This is why she’s my favorite. #daddysgirl #daddaughter #DadLife

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#Wednesday #dadlife #littlebrother’sface #priceless

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Everybody wins when I win. #DadLife #dad

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@DaddyPoppinsBlg There are no truer words. #givemeallthestuffyair

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@DaddyPoppinsBlg My wife calls this method creating "sniffing air."

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@DrDavidPowers For sure!!!!

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New rule:

Anyone who utters the phrase "Don't worry, it gets easier" in relation to parenting should be catapulted into the sea. 👍

#NewRules #parenting

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Happy helper is helping. #daughter #dad #getoutside

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8 yr old’s current iPad background. So glad he’s showing an interest in botany.

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When your #daughter doesn’t feel temperature. Cuz, #fallleaves #getoutside

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When it’s a cold, rainy day and your #wife crushes it with #homemade.

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“Trees don’t sing, MOM...learn the laws of Physics” (eye roll)
-the 8yr old

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Deductive reasoning logic from 11yr old:
"Dad, I don't really trust people who don't have a bunch of magnets and pictures on their fridge."

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"Daddy, my toes love you."
My almost 3yr old #daughter turns me to complete mush. #dadlife #daughter

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When yours are the ones that break into sweet dance moves randomly. #dadlife #kids

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@daddygotthis 🦈💯