The Sarcastic Cynic

I'm not sarcastic at all. I think everything that happens in this world, happens for the good.

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@kabirmandrekar @PungIntended yes let's do it

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@vomit_time @SabChinaHai Hahaha. Just need to make sure that success rates are high. Our samples are usually very gullible.

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@SoBadRa arre I saw it a while back. I'll ping tomorrow.

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

Ye mera dost, rocket almost, naughty naughty khush, kahin jaye ghus, bada mazedaar, yaaron ka yaar #lovethejingle

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@joynomad oh fuck dude. I saw it today and I thought of you. It has vaidh chacha from Lagaan. :P

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@joynomad Hahahaha. Tell them you now have a start up of you're own. Then they'll invite you as a speaker.

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@haathitime hahaha. I know. By that I mean one where people pick a side and the other where people don't.

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@haathitime no no I'm very much on this side. Some things have become clearer that's all.

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

Does this woman empowerment argument hold true for Sania never having won a grand slam? #justsaying #rahulgandhi

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@haathitime hahaha. We'll have one more soon :P

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@haathitime hahaha. I was. But this Rahul is one sample boss. But political preferences have changed :)

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@haathitime there was no bias. Imagine if this child will be PM tomorrow. Modi is a pro boss. I'm pretty sure he'll come and do way better.

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

So apparently the Congress hired an advertising and a PR agency investing 300 crores to change #rahulgandhi's perception. They succeeded.

[Subadra @SoBadRa]

"Empowered the sense of humour of a billion" - totally legitimate thing he can put in his manifesto.

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@haathitime no dude. All questions were fully relevant. And we'll articulated. What cornering he better be able to answer these questions no

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@ColeSwa hahaha. It's the systems fault. That women like you are empowered for no reason at all :P

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

At this rate I won't be surprised if #rahulgandhi lands up in the big boss house next year #ArnabVsRahul

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@ColeSwa the one that is with you. Right?

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@SoBadRa hahaha yeah that was good fun. About me I'll update you soon :D

[The Sarcastic Cynic @Shashank_h8]

@ColeSwa which reminds me, my degree?