Shea◡̈

[Pamela 💙❤️ @Pammadonna]

“This is a safe sack” 😂

#BillsMafia

[Shea◡̈ @Shea_walker17]

@esmervldarangel It’s about to be power hour !! You got this ;)

[Shea◡̈ @Shea_walker17]

@esmervldarangel So proud of you 🥹

[Shea◡̈ @Shea_walker17]

@esmervldarangel What time did u clock in this morning

[Patty 𓆦🇪🇬🇲🇦 @minasdemon]

Vegans when they bite their tongues by accident

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

Halfway through this book and can’t put it down

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[Doctor Dhoom @caviarcope]

your parent’s insurance when you turn 26

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

if you ask me to go on a walk with you I will always say yes. I am an absolute glutton for a strut, literally obsessed with going on a little fucking stroll and lollygagging about! I’m always on the prowl for a promenade! a slut for a saunter and ambling around like a fool!

[trash jones @jzux]

(doctor yelling from outside the MRI machine) ok now let’s do a silly one

[kev ❦ @lumpia666_]

oh ur in her dms?? 🤨🤨 well shes doing her british accent in front of me

[mercurial girl @PsychicCherub]

this is my philosophy

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

doing my affirmations

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i hate when I’m 20 minutes into cardio and i look down and the timers on 48 seconds

[𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚊 @igabitha]

i think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the worst thing about parallel parking is having to find somewhere else to park