Sheila Dennis

Software Developer (Independent Consultant), The real Dennis the Menace

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[TC Code Camp @TCCodeCamp]

ONE MORE DAY UNTIL #TCCC24! We hope to see you there!!

https://t.co/JCkCSwcocE

[TC Code Camp @TCCodeCamp]

This Saturday, #TCCC24 takes place at Normandale. After a 4 year hiatus, we're back, and we're excited to host this FREE developer event in the Twin Cities! You can register here:

https://t.co/JCkCSwcocE

[TC Code Camp @TCCodeCamp]

Our 24th event is officially ON!

Tickets can be "purchased" here (it's free, the food ticket option is 20$) - https://t.co/JCkCSwcW2c

Call For Speakers is also open - https://t.co/fQGrkNv24A

We hope to see you there!

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

I WILL SHIT FIGGY PUDDING ON YOUR FRONT LAWN, CARL—I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

[🇬🇱🇩🇰🇺🇦🇨🇦CanadaResists🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰 @Rob16921]

My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied, "No."
She yelled back, "How about now?"

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

i smell a pulitzer

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

Doctor: how do you stay active?

Me: I just jiggle the mouse every 5min

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

Sun Tzu

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

When you are just born and already not impressed with your family

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

the vase is tired of your shit

[East Coast Kate ❤️🇨🇦❤️ @KatezRight]

My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.”

Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

[Science Mom 🔬 @EmSlyce]

Nobody is more dehydrated than a toddler at bedtime

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

This clip from the Daily Show of people fighting against seat belt mandates in the 80s is absolutely surreal from start to finish given today's climate on both masks and COVID vaccines.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

work smarter, not harder

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

The odds of being murdered by a fluffy bunny are low, but never zero.

[Julicorn @ChicksRule]

When you’re 5 days into your new diet