Shelby

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

never reposted anything so fast

[Subsistence Content Farmer @prncessdianavar]

“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

when you are a retired party girl you still have some of that party girl in you. Like no I do not go out 3xs a week anymore but when I make that special appearance the feral rat awakens like an ancient beast

[Shelby @ShelbySpinks]

me to my students on the daily

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

F is for find somebody else to play with foreal

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

My dad has beers with his buddies each Wednesday and makes a list of things to talk about beforehand and it is the cutest thing in the world!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Packing lunch for my kids & husband in the morning and going to pilates after

[yaya @malyelff]

i was definitely born in the right generation i love telling men to shut the fuck up

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

i don’t care what side you’re on, this is hilarious. he still got it lmaooo

[trash jones @jzux]

if you don’t hate America yet I would like to remind you that other countries don’t just have COMMERCIALS for MEDICINE

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Senators ought to not be actively decomposing

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

[Chopped Nicole Kidman @veganlobotomy]

Yea I have a trust fund…i trust the funds are coming

[BAY AREA STATE OF MIND @YayAreaNews]

A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years, and eats it right in front of a surveillance camera.

[Shelby @ShelbySpinks]

@LizardWiltshire Stunning - no notes 😍😍😍

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States