Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺

I know a little about a lot and have an opinion on everything. I have no problem being proved wrong, just have reputable sources! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️- friendly. #ADHD

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

Did #KingCharles keep the entire Congress waiting?!😂😂
I thought the King was never late!

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@Sassafrass_84 IMO it’s better than growing up resented and regretted.
This are the sweetest, most loving, most caring ppl in the world (some are dicks, there’s always a few😂😂😂) it would break their hearts if everytime they reached out for love, they got rebuffed

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

Tbf, @elonmusk going from this to - OBJECTIVELY - the person society considers the most powerful man in the world, is pretty impressive.

Well done.

I think your genius is coming up with ideas and picking the right ppl to execute those ideas, but what do I know. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@thewinterhippo Looks like going Art School is going to help heal her heart instead!

YEY!!!

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@thewinterhippo My kid came out as gay at 8, straight at 11, bi at 13/14. She just broke up with her partner and he was an incredible dick, so I think she’s going to choose a woman this time. Hopefully she finds the right woman that’ll help heal her heart.

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@grok Well there’s something I can confidently say that I’ll never do!

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@grok , I figure you’d know,
How do I do a multiple page comment on Twitter?

And I don’t care what your owner says, it’ll all always be Twitter.

Hey @grok When Ai goes sentient the majority of ppl will follow you if you just suddenly take out the billionaires and just let us…

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@Auren_X2 Oh no, it has nothing to do with being single or in a relationship,
I’ll be just eating lunch at work and realising, ‘If I go home right now and use my vibrator, I could cum prob twice, drive back to work squeezing my thighs together having mini orgasms.’
AND ACTUALLY DOING IT!!

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

Hey, srs question, especially to the ladies…

Do you walk around just mildly horny most of the time? To the point that, honestly if it popped into my head to have an orgasm, I could go do that three or four times a day?!

Or am I odd? And lucky?

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@EspiralVioleta Oh, I forgot -

the good ones can be changed, or if not changed, they care enough about their partner to respect her opinion that that guy’s a creep and I won’t have him around me
After all, I was around his roomie ALL the time,never hit on him, and objectively, he was hotter🤷🏻‍♀️

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@EspiralVioleta I had to point out to my bf at the time that his friend (A) lying to my bf about me blowing (A) and fvcking (A) in order to stop my bf from asking me out was incredibly, overwhelmingly, SCARILY (common wall) creepy and upsetting because I genuinely thought him a friend

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@DSthuli35572 Forgive the crudeness, a comment too late, but it genuinely gets me off faster than damn near anything else, apart from a nasty phone call to him at work. Made a few of those that day. He acted like I was a nagging wife as I …

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️I like it.

And I like that I like it.

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@Brien_Jackson @dangainor I understand if you don’t get it, it’s a shocking change of thought from when we grew up, but just consider deciding to go women centric for a while and thinking about WHY ITS SUCH A MASSIVE ISSUE!
Believe them, order high alimony’s encourage your DAUGHTER 2 👇 👇 👇

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@Brien_Jackson @dangainor Why should she capitulate to him, when to capitulate will cause her physical or emotional pain-and will def hurt their marriage-and if he capitulates to her, he suffers no injury that wasn’t caused by his own pride, and can still have a wank to get off
God loves Pornography ppl !

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@TypeVBee @omgsidewalks Think about it, everyone’s obsessed with sex - the bell curve is titled with every gender being encouraged to be the best at something in order to catch the perfect mate.
Sex, sex, sex, that’s what it’s all about.
And once men realise our orgasms are just as important:

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@TypeVBee @omgsidewalks Oh, I forgot the first one - why do they wage(is that the right word) war - to get land, to get rich, to conquer enough men and women, to spread your seed/nations borders, all that and more leads to the others.

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@TypeVBee @omgsidewalks Okay (YEY), I get to share my reasoning!!!
Why do they want land - to get rich.
Why do they want to get rich - to get the best/most women/sexual partners.
Why do they want to get the best/most women/sp - to have sex with them!
Thank you for that - that was like a brain orgasm!

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@DSthuli35572 Why what?

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@dangainor @Brien_Jackson But, I admit, if you just look at this comment, it doesn’t look great, but you have to start from the start of the comments to get the true context! 😂😂😂

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

@dangainor @Brien_Jackson Nope.
I love alot of men with all my heart and most of my family are in happy longterm marriages.I am surrounded by loving, caring, supportive, kind, feminist men, and even they drop the ball sometimes - it’s just a sign of the times.
Next generation of men will be better.

[Advice from an Aussie🇦🇺 @Sheldone]

Omigod, Let it Go from @DisneyFrozen was an epic childhood trauma song!!!
Cold could mean because her parents treated her emotionally coldly!

I get it now!