Shelley Portes

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

For everyone googling:

Dr Dre: 56 years old

Snoop Dogg: 50 years old

50 Cent: 46 years old

[Shelley Portes @ShelleyPortes]

@maggiesbell Marshmallows.

[Some Good News @somegoodnews]

Third-grade teacher, Mrs. Fitz promised her class hot chocolate if she made the shot. Shoutout to all the teachers out there making learning fun and special for their students. 🏀 🥰

📹: happilyfer via htsgeorgetown on Instagram

[Craig Melvin @craigmelvin]

The Washington Football team will be no more on 2/2/22. The exclusive name announcement will be on @TODAYshow

[NASA @NASA]

Merry Christmas! We got you a new telescope.

The James Webb Space Telescope launched today, beginning a one-million-mile journey to see 13.5 billion years into the past. Follow @NASAWebb and join the quest to #UnfoldTheUniverse: https://t.co/TlYpoUHdJu

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

#HappyNewYear! As work on our sunshield mid-boom deployments went late into New Year's Eve, our team is pausing activities to rest & prepare for sunshield tensioning tomorrow, Jan. 2. Tensioning is expected to last at least 2 days: https://t.co/OTOsfqur8T #UnfoldTheUniverse

[Nyla Louh LCPS Music @LouhMusicLCPS]

Continuing our celebration of Hispanic Heritage Month in 4th grade with “Los Machetes” while also showing excellent understanding of musical form and rhythm. Check out this amazing performance! @Ms_Schechter @LCPSLiberty

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Good morning

Taylor Heinicke has completed more passes than 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 in NFL history over their first three career starts

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

It’s a Cole world, after all.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Beautiful open-field tackle from Dillon Tate.

Pitchers
Are
Athletes

[MLB @MLB]

Yoshi hits one literally out of the park for the @Pirates win!

[MLB @MLB]

HOW, BELLI?!

[MLB @MLB]

Here to brighten your Friday night with Slider the bat dog.

(via @MiLB)

[Cut4 @Cut4]

when you've gotta lock down a save, but tickets to see Paramore at 8.

[MLB @MLB]

No one has ever wanted to pitch more than @brett_phillips8 😂

[Shelley Portes @ShelleyPortes]

@MeetUsatMollys I kept sitting up straighter, as the water was rising. Like my idiot self’s couch posture is going to fix this @!$?....And ANOTHER thing ....clowns AND creepy dolls this season #whatintheholyhell #thanksderek #ChicagoFire

[Meet Us At Molly’s @MeetUsatMollys]

"Who from Squad is diving?"
"All of them."

I AM NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW. #ChicagoFire

[Meet Us At Molly’s @MeetUsatMollys]

WE KNEW IT WAS COMING AND IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN I IMAGINED. THANKS DEREK. #ChicagoFire

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

RJ BARRETT JUST DID 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Quick pulled up from Penn Station