Shep Shapely

“Shep has his finger on the pulse of his own butthole.” - The LA Times

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@BrandonStraka I thought for a sec he’d been stood up by Adam Sandler

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@naomirwolf @ZohranKMamdani It’s good that you posted this - never hurts to see a reminder of how dumb you are

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@rexfreakzoid @majtoure the morons in this thread think damaging someone’s car warrants an execution, no due process. The relevancy here is that it shows his killers might’ve had a grudge, and instead of being dispassionate law officers, they let their emotions take over and ended his life. Unacceptable

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I don’t think we should let them work for NASA

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They should make a new type of yoga where you can vape

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@kynky @RollyMole @AlexTran677026 That’s insane - the 2nd one is the worst. No McTiernan at the helm and the script sucks

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@browsatab @scottpidity6969 @AlexTran677026 @grok That video’s great. I love him even more now

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Has anyone ever done a touchdown celebration where they collapse into a fetal position, cradling the ball and softly weeping?

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@sanstitre2000 What if the pitbull is wielding an AR-15?

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@horrorvisuals I’d like to see a movie where the aliens look like floating clusters of rotini pasta that emit colorful light to communicate

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@normalpostmaker @AdamMantine @youwouldntpost I guess the definitions vary:

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@irregulargrapes Gee then I guess the other guy in that photo must also be a woman too

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@AdamMantine @youwouldntpost a mass shooting requires more than 1 victim - usually defined as at least 4

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@GraemeGames @AndyWilson22 In this case, no: when you allow the Mystic trigger to resolve, you don’t know what equipment they’re going to tutor for. The whole process of searching, shuffling, presenting the deck to be cut, is part of the resolution of that effect, so no new info has transpired there

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@feridshorts @BoshNRoll You're right: the "quickly" part was an inference on my part

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@CanMack1 Indeed, Ken should've exercised his right to judge calls to highlight Seth's pattern of abusing take-backs to gain an unfair advantage

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@BoshNRoll And similarly, as soon as Ken said “ok” to any monument trigger getting announced or to that bounce spell, then that’s new information. Otherwise you could use the take back as a way to fish for whether your opponent has a reactive card in their hand

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@BoshNRoll I’ll have to rewatch the match, but the rule is that you can _quickly_ take back a play or tap your mana differently as long as no new information has been gained. In this case, Ken, imo, had enough of a reaction to that Quench, that that should’ve been considered too late… 1/2

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