Bullshit Investigator

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

Blackout - incoming

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@BoyXannie @ARGP94 @9illeh @DailyLoud Oh? Is that right?

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

@ARGP94 @9illeh @DailyLoud How many people died in those? Were they even combined 100+ people? 10? GTFO

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@alvinfoo What a stupid fucking story that’s been fake every time it’s been posted

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

Say it with me: Golf is not a sport

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”.

- Ghandi

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

I will go to my grave believing Hellen Keller was faking it

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

Whoever invented Valentines Day needs to be drawn and quartered

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

Sorry getting over some past trauma.

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Yes, I am in fact, daddy’s favorite cumwhore

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

NFL comebacks make me horny

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

JJ McCarthy looks like he denies people into the frat party and brags about his future in finance at his dad’s company

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

The real Christmas Eve is September 10th

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

If you pussies hate Elon Musk that much then delete your Twitter and shut the fuck up already

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

So when can we all stop pretending that Army / Navy is actually a good football game

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

Wanna do a live action version of this @scottiep1mpin?

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

@scottiep1mpin I want you shoulder deep inside me.

Sorry, the intrusive gay thoughts took over for a second.

[Bullshit Investigator @SheriffIsNear]

@scottiep1mpin he needs to be put down