alphabettyspagetty

According to one guy on Instagram I'm a hot mess so there's that.

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

Oh and he's also against men being women. (BC presumably at that point people should be forced to live in a way that he deems normal instead of being **checks notes** left alone) 🫠🫠

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

Bumped into a UK Tw*t supporter yesterday and his reasoning was that he's against war. Some people just want to be quote, "left alone". ⏬️

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

He is looking forward to the Epstein, Diddy (and one more I've forgotten) lists being released. Apparently Tangerine man promised he will deliver these. I said I think you'll find he's on at least one of them 🙃 ⏬️

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

@STN_Airport No, they are advising people to walk according to gates now... fingers crossed we'll be otw shortly

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

Fire alarm has stopped the shuttle to our gate at @STN_Airport ... waiting to get to gate 19... plz don't leave w/o us @jet2tweets !! 🫠

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

Has Kamala tweeted that she hates Elon yet? Asking for a friend

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

@buitengebieden Murphy sends his condolences x

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

Smashing a guitar with a hammer is the exact opposite of a lighthearted joke smdh #magaidiots

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

@realDonaldTrump Why does it sound like Trump has a mouth piece in or some kind of lisp?

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

@SteveSuckington Mentally preparing myself to watch a few clips but the articles are not heartwarming. Two OAP's; one of whom is a convicted felon; and that's who 333 million people came up with as their top picks? 🙃

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

C'mon America, land of the free home of the brave, is this really the best you can do? A population of 333 million and it's a toss up between a geriatric and a convicted felon? (Not that we're doing much better here in the UK 🤦🏼‍♀️)

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

Come on @EarlsScaffold mama wants a new handbag 🤣🤣

[Grosvenor Poker @GrosvenorPoker]

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[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

Wtf Austin airport only has one luggage carousel?!

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

@SoVeryBritish Not sure if it's tastier, but if you needed a takeaway....

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

@Copperfield what's the reason for last night's show cancellation please? We were sat ready to start at 9:30 and got told to leave!

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

I wouldn't really want to be alone in the woods with either, but I would still choose the bear

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

I'm over people posting videos of complete horseshit that I have to read the caption to understand. Please go back to telling me what's up in the actual video TY

[alphabettyspagetty @SheyleneH]

@SoVeryBritish Yes, and I must say it to you before I forget

[Earls Scaffolding @EarlsScaffold]

https://t.co/ARkZNFSeuX
A great cause, well done lads from earls scaffolding
Have a safe jump on the 22 March.