Shifty

I'm me, you're you.

[Shifty @Shifty373]

@SalBerrys Gotta go fast Ghyllie!

[Shifty @Shifty373]

@Morware Are we talking dancing or dip? Or dancing with dip?!

[Shifty @Shifty373]

Merry Christmas, may your turkey be stuffed, your roasties be fluffed, and your Brussels sprouts be guffed 💨

[Shifty @Shifty373]

Completely unsurprising, bloody fantastic music. Roll on the Wembley show!

[Shifty @Shifty373]

Had an interview to direct critique and question my 80,000 portfolio. After 1h, he didn't ask a single thing that referred to it.
Also, he targeted questions at things I explicitly stated are the sole responsibility of my manager, which I am not privy to. I'm confident I failed.

[Shifty @Shifty373]

I don't normally like to preach politics, but I believe there is always room for peace talks. Here are those who disagree and abstain from calling for the first steps to peace talks:

https://t.co/EisnLrRR9C.

[emmalition🗡️ @emmalition]

Someone let Suella Braverman know that being jobless is a lifestyle choice ❤️

[Shifty @Shifty373]

@Waistel No worries!

[Shifty @Shifty373]

£440ish for car insurance this year, £100 more than last year.. 14 years experience, 13 years no claims, no penalties, etc. All the positive stuff is at an all-time high, so how is it more expensive?! At least it isn't the £2800 from when I first started driving, I guess?

[Shifty @Shifty373]

@Waistel Renewal is always horrendously worse because they assume you'll be too lazy to notice, but apparently there's a 20% increase because.. I guess "running costs"? Except the percentage of people who claim over a year must be miniscule, and we all go to a website and fill details in

[Shifty @Shifty373]

What on earth is happening today? First, a lady takes weird photos of removal men while they work. Now, a mother with a buggy walks backwards for about 300 metres without once looking where she is going, before turning around and walking away, pulling her legs up to her chest! 🤨

[Morware @Morware]

I FINISHED MY GAME!!

It comes out on Friday 13th

Digital copies on itch
Print copies on my Etsy

[Shifty @Shifty373]

Nothing better than being locked out of your flat by the management company changing the entry code without prior warning 👍

[Leif 🌿 @leifsux]

Come work with me 🔪

A great opportunity for new, passionate social media managers/community managers looking to make their first step into games!

JF are p awesome, too 🙏

Fully remote, £23-£26k 💸

https://t.co/d7lnHBL6Xx

[✨ Maria ✨ @marignetic]

In this house we absolutely love and support trans people. 🏳️‍⚧️
Don't be fooled by the absolutely vile narrative our government is pushing , the people responsible for the state of this country are the tories, nobody but them.

[Shifty @Shifty373]

@Morware Yeyyyy, I was using the ol' psychological warfare because I want you to succeeeeeeeed!

[Shifty @Shifty373]

@Morware Will you wear wigs? When will you wear wigs?

[NASA @NASA]

Our @NASAWebb telescope detected carbon dioxide and methane in the atmosphere of a planet orbiting a faraway sun. The planet might have an ocean, but more observations are needed to determine whether it could support life: https://t.co/J8ub8PqwMG

[Shifty @Shifty373]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you ever jump out at someone and expose yourselves to them, or physically or sexually abuse them. I will tear off your fucking sorry excuse for a penis and make you choke on it.