Sleepy Serglint

I’m Pansexual and a Twink who fuckin loves Aviation And if you’re here to insult me. be creative

[Sleepy Serglint @ShinsoMindfreak]

@Nuro_Citrix 17 and a half million if not a quarter

[Sleepy Serglint @ShinsoMindfreak]

@GrayWolf448 @shitpost_2049 Trepang2

[Sleepy Serglint @ShinsoMindfreak]

@FabianoGuarin0 @Respawn His energy and attitude was one thing that drew me in. Alongside his design

I love his accent. It’s genuinely nice to listen to

And the fact his gear and kit is one of my favorites to play with

[FabianoGuarino (CEO of Sparrow mains) @FabianoGuarin0]

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[Sleepy Serglint @ShinsoMindfreak]

@Hyperlove @SkyAsassino Vegas.

[Sleepy Serglint @ShinsoMindfreak]

@StrawHatNate27 @Dexerto It basically prints 1-1 onto their character whatever they hide on

They don’t paint (which is what you’re supposed to do in game)

They sit there

And it scans itself onto the character and it’s 1-1 perfect

[Sleepy Serglint @ShinsoMindfreak]

@Bella12575656 @DemzDeliver Did you miss the murder part?

Fucking idiot

[Sleepy Serglint @ShinsoMindfreak]

@girthybologna @esjesjesj Betsy Ross flag

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[yoo @mrshcake]

roanoke

#backrooms

[Sleepy Serglint @ShinsoMindfreak]

@Okie_Patriot46 @Polymarket So is every other fucking nation. Sovereignty isn’t a Us thing

This is about when american soldiers commit war crimes and are supposed to be tried by the ICC.

[Sleepy Serglint @ShinsoMindfreak]

@PossumPlay3r @TheGenCatton https://t.co/T8hJmwvy2J

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

What the fuck

[Weeb Potato @WeebPotato56]

No Doomposting
No Blackpilling

It’s time we start taking that Freedompill and defend our 1st Amendment! Left and Right unite as patriots to defend internet privacy and freedom of speech! UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL!!! 🇺🇸

[𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖈𝖈 💀🕸🖤✨️ @gothtism444]

As Pride Month draws to a close, I want people to remember that the "trans agenda" is to create a world where Charlotte could've been happy, and where this kind of tragedy never happens again.

[Aislinn “Ais” Barker. @TheAisBarks]

THEY ARE USING IT TO TRACK CHILDREN! TO GET THEIR DATA, THEIR LOCATIONS. TO FEED THEM TO THAT ORANGE FREAK IN OFFICE.

STOP THIS!!!

[Shannon Joy @ShannonJoyRadio]

Let’s GO 🔥🔥🔥
Kill the bill.
Stop the KIDS Act!!!!

[Sleepy Serglint @ShinsoMindfreak]

@SinCitySnark @RpsAgainstTrump Do you really think first responders climb up after them?

You know they’ll have to climb down right?

The first responders just have to sit on the roof and wait.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

We just needed 12 more to vote No to stop this trojan-horse bill, because it takes 2/3 to pass under a suspension of the rules.

Too many were afraid to vote against the “KIDS Act” title, or didn’t know what the bill will really do, or just want government to have total control.

[EromancerSFW @EromancerSFW]

🚨 UPDATE on the freedom-killing KIDS Act. The bill has not yet shown up on the Senate legislation tracker, but we CANNOT RISK them rushing it through like they did in the House.

Call your Senators NOW and refer to it as H.R.7757, the KIDS Act.

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