Shit Paramedics Say

I just say what all EMS people are thinking, with no apparent filter. In the end, we will all be crazy, or zombies.

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Well that wasn't the first time I accidentally knelt in piss, unfortunately it also won't be the last. #EMS

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If it wasn't for the top floor of buildings, obese people wouldn't have anywhere to live. #backbreaker #myemsday

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Need some help coming up with a caption for this little guy that crawled up on our stretcher

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It's never the pretty girl in the group that ends up wasted and hitting on you while at work, but sometimes you take what you can get

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Getting all bundled up for working in this weather really has it's drawbacks #emsproblems

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Foreign body airway obstruction at a Chinese restaurant. Couldn't help but think to use these instead of Magills

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I noticed you're taking lithium. This is suddenly starting to make sense to me.

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Apparently being a paramedic these days also requires some sort of IT degree.

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Pretty crazy how fast you can finish off a call when your tour is just about done

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Cabulance // cab•u•lance

(Noun): // a vehicle used for transporting people to the hospital in an ambulance used as a taxi-cab.

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RT @NightTraumaDoc: If you come to the ER by ambulance because you have a cold and thought you would get seen quicker.
Guess again.

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My professional opinion varies greatly from my personal opinion.

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Sometimes the hardest thing to remember is that we were all new at one time. #newpartnerproblems

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R R R remix!

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Step 1- when it's cold or rainy out, tell your pt they will be warmer with the blanket over their face. Step 2- watch neighbors freak out

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When It's 4 AM and the city is still blowing up.

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The off time of an EMS provider can always prove more challenging than when they are on duty. Remember that. #EMS

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That grab bar on the ceiling of the Ambulance is used primarily for smashing my head every time I stand up. #tallparamedicproblems #myEMSday

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RT @gotburke: Medic and Mechanic: Solved the Engine Light problem on the Ambulance! @ShitMedicsSay