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Finding humour in all aspects of life, not just others’ failure.

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Working with a brand new EMT. I have the tape ready for his IV attempt. @ShitMedicsSay

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@HabsInHighHeels You’d think the Mecca would have 2 doors.

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@MikeBales Gotta kick at the darkness ‘til it bleeds daylight

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@NotHoodlum Who wore it better?

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@20th_Centurygal Blue Rodeo - Five Days in July

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@BGatesIsaPyscho And yet, I have to use paper straws.

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@outbreakupdates Is it because only 28 states use textbooks?

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@michelleakin Reported!

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@ChartDavidson @AdamMKaufman Water is not wet. It makes things wet by adhering to it. But scientifically, water is not wet.
You must be USA educated…

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@ChartDavidson @AdamMKaufman Nope. Read a book.

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@SleeperHQ Able to manage / create playoff team match ups

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@TansuYegen Thought this was a ‘ knee or cake’ video.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

BEST YOGI BERRA QUOTES:

1. “It ain’t over till it’s over.”
2. “It’s deja vu all over again.”
3. “I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.”
4. “Never answer an anonymous letter.”
5. “We made too many wrong mistakes.”
6. “You can observe a lot by watching.”
7. “The future ain’t what it used to be.”
8. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
9. “It gets late early out here.”
10. “If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.”
11. “Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”
12. “Pair up in threes.”
13. “Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.”
14. “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
15. “All pitchers are liars or crybabies.”
16. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
17. “Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.”
18. “He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.”
19. “I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
20. “I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won 25 games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five.”
Modal Trigger
Joe DiMaggio and Yogi Berra in 1955.
21. “I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.”
22. “I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.”
23. “I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
24. “In baseball, you don’t know nothing.”
25. “I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”
26. “I never said most of the things I said.”
27. “It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.”
28. “I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
29. “I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.”
30. “So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
31. “Take it with a grin of salt.”
32. (On the 1973 Mets) “We were overwhelming underdogs.”
33. “The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
34. “You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”
35. “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

(Sources: Los Angeles Times, Baseball Almanac, Baseball Digest, Catcher in the Wry (Bob Uecker), Sports Illustrated)

[The Breakdown @TheBreakdownAB]

Wait what?

Alberta is now hiring people with…

*Checks notes*

No medical training whatsoever?

To work on ambulances to “gain experience”?

What could possibly go wrong?

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

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@PierrePoilievre You added to the unemployment rate.

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@PierrePoilievre Call your MP to voice concerns

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@CollectionRbt

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@OneWayMusicX Should be in R&R Hall of Fame. Grrrr!🤬

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@SportsCardInv

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@yanxchick

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@yegwave On their way to a ball tourney? A wedding??🤷‍♂️