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Raise a glass to those who sell linens with gusto, who makes your vacuum cleaner the child you never had, who make that ugly bowl a chic addition to your home!

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We love and admire the talent of @QVC hosts. Their ability sell everything gracefully and confidently is second to none. We mean only to play with their lovely, playful, and sometimes downright goofy turns of phrase. They are truly agile speakers.

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Since David's away and Rick's going to play in our two-hour Fri-YAY - #JaneTreacy @QVC #qvc

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...and all of a sudden, you're rowing in a rowboat and you're 'oh my gosh I have all this material here and I'm drowning in it!' @rbevin #RachelBoesing @qvc #qvc

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Fit and flare might be a little too much emphasis [em-FAS-sis] on the syllable [SILL-a-bull] because it really is just kind of a little bit of a release that gives just a couple of little undulations; it's not, like, way too much material there...

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"Do you want to eat strawberries that are wearing a fur coat?" @DavidVenableQVC @qvc #davidveneble #QVC

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"I would never drive down the highway at 65 mph and throw $100 bills out the window." @DavidVenableQVC #DavidVenable @qvc #QVC

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I thought, "I'm gonna wear the big girl shoes today and gonna do the tall pants!"   #LeahWilliams @qvc #qvc

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We all have the sink. And that dreaded place under the sink where things get put into and thrown and stored and stocked and you wind up getting more like you know a drain cleaner and realize you had drain cleaner under there since Reagan was President. @RichardQVC @qvc #qvc

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We're in a wipeable world! - #KerstinLindquist @KerstinLindQVC @qvc #QVC

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"I look like I'm about to eat you." @rbevin #RachelBoesing @qvc #qvc

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I look like I'm about to eat you. @rbevin #RachelBoesing @qvc

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I look like I'm about to eat you. #RachelBoesing @qvc

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What that's doing is giving you a beautiful natural separated shape as you saw on Taylor and zakia, so that you don't get the dreaded uniboob. - #LizMcCraw @qvc

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What that's doing is giving you a beautiful natural separated shape as you saw on Taylor and Zakia, so that you don't get the dreaded uniboob. #LizMcCraw @qvc

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"You're not feeding a little person alcohol." @Albertipopaj @QVC

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"We love our blacks." - @LGoldsteinLTD @qvc

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This is your blue. We call it Misty blue. Oh it's gone. I was going to say it was new but now it's gone. @MaryQVC @QVC

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Vegetables are not food. Vegetables are what food eats. - #DanHughes @QVC

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Us guys, we really have not evolved much from cave people. - Dan Hughes @QVC #DanHughes

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They're not going to get all gross and splintery in your hiney. @KerstinLindQVC @QVC