Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾

Star Trek, Steven Universe, and Shit talking
30s, she/her, UU, Maryland Girlie

[Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾ @ShitTrek]

The higher ups at x the everything app have stolen my old account so if you used to follow @ StarTrekHeathen you can follow me here

[Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾ @ShitTrek]

This is @StarTrekHeathen by the way, if you're still here I love you and want to kiss you on the cheek

[Titus Pullo @chibbqk1ng]

Ok this is the World Cup food content I’ve been waiting for! No offense to the guys from Germany but they’re a bit too enthralled with our corporate crap (Wendy’s, Wafflehouse, Buc-ees). I wanna see a group of Japanese guys eat arroz frito at Arroces Del Babyface in Mexico City.

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

T’PURA WEDDING!!!

[Thomas 🦇 @allmoshnopit]

In fairness to the Yanks that’s pretty incredible stuff

[Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾ @ShitTrek]

@DeepSpaceErmine We did a lot of camping when I was a kid so my parents would just let us wander the store for hours it ruled. There was a fish tank, rock wall, arcade shooting gallery, all sorts of taxidermy displays even a demonstration area with nature talks

[Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾ @ShitTrek]

We had a sister church in rural Romania growing up and one time the minister and his wife came to stay with us. We took them to a Bass Pro Outdoor World and they lost their entire mind

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Freddy’s final boss

[Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾ @ShitTrek]

@DeepSpaceErmine So happy for you bestie

[Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾ @ShitTrek]

@schumisnoopy @shimelyasmin

[goonette ☭ @foam__soap]

they really just cancelled British people's One Piece omfg.

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

Beginning to think that spreading World Cup teams across mid-sized college towns in the American heartland was a stroke of genius.

[Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾ @ShitTrek]

The museum of musical instruments in Albuquerque has a whole exhibit about American marching bands very cool

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

I found out today that Europe doesn't have marching bands.

Apparently we are the only people who do that. Who knew?

[Ɐmelia at Last @turnami_]

people acting like Lawrence is some racist backwater shithole is pissing me off ngl

[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

most pockets in most dresses are not functional & the forced "it has pockets" faux feminist victory affectation IS indeed annoying! i stand with Gen Z!

[Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾ @ShitTrek]

@obiwormkenobi When I was a kid they used to give tours so I went inside once (there is not much to do in central ohio)

[amanda @jailedamanda]

No one is bragging, we are telling you that it can’t be done so you don’t get hurt. But go with god and try it I guess.

[Mike James @navybirddog]

I don't know how genuine the "World Cup tourists discover America" genre of tweets is, but I love it anyway. It's like a grassroots America 250.

[Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾ @ShitTrek]

The Pope referring to the sport played at the world cup as soccer, real American win tbh

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Andrew Wiebe @andrew_wiebe]

You simply cannot overestimate how much Midwesterners love and appreciate far-away visitors and want them to have the best time possible in the places they call home. People just want to share what they love.

Lawrence is a special place.

[half empty girl @meowingabyss]

Ok but I don't ever want to put anything in my pockets???? It's uncomfortable as hell and makes you look all lumpy. Purses are far superior in every single way, we should be converting men to purses not the other way around

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I asked my dad if he was ready for the World Cup and he
1) forgot it was happening,
2) said “I’m not going to sit around for two hours watching a 0-0 game”,
3) hoped the US got eliminated in the group stage