John Thorpe

Former professional

[John Thorpe @Shit_Wizard]

Line of Duty has always been shite

[John Thorpe @Shit_Wizard]

@TomSeymour

[John Thorpe @Shit_Wizard]

@OginiSolomon Yeah, we’re signing a centre back to strengthen midfield

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@danscapephoto Fair. Still think Xhaka looked in his prime last season though

[John Thorpe @Shit_Wizard]

@danscapephoto Xhaka

[John Thorpe @Shit_Wizard]

@Clarkey_No1 When’s the last time he had a run of games on the right? End of 23/24 season? He’s developed a lot since then, so I don’t think it’s a given that he’d struggle there. He’s also be playing as a RWB not a RB

[John Thorpe @Shit_Wizard]

@forestfocuspod @petermblackburn Excellent work. The Forest media space has been really crying out for something like this and I’m glad it’s FF that have done it

[Ealing Police @ealingMPS]

#MISSING Have you seen Hannah, 35? She is missing from Chiswick and was last seen on 22 April, she may not be wearing any shoes or footwear. Anyone with information should call 101 quoting 01/7469892/26.

[John Thorpe @Shit_Wizard]

@barneyronay Oh dear, you’re going to have to print another retraction 😢

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#windough

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@ForestRetro_ @Forest_Review XL

[John Thorpe @Shit_Wizard]

@GAOcpfc Nah mate, you’re grand. Keep it up

[Dale Johnson @DaleJohnsonBBC]

A thread on the Crystal Palace's Europa League demotion, outlining:

1) Why Palace broke the multi-club ownership rules
2) Why Palace's appeal had little chance of success
3) How precedent was key
4) Why the Forest Blind Trust was an irrelevance
5) Contradictions

[John Thorpe @Shit_Wizard]

@CapitalR Mate, you can literally see Selhurst Park from the back of my house. Keep forgetting and going out running or playing football in Forest gear 😬 That said, I haven’t had any shit yet. Sad situation. Got a real soft spot for Palace and enjoy going down to SP

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@dbass97 @pierrestanley45 @hastings_price

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@dbass97 @pierrestanley45 @hastings_price

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@dbass97 @pierrestanley45 @hastings_price It literally is, you absolute Howard the Duck looking moron

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@dbass97 @pierrestanley45 @hastings_price 2022

[John Thorpe @Shit_Wizard]

@MiguelDelaney Fair enough. Reading it again now it’s a lot clearer. Not sure if this is due to an edit, or the shandies I’d had last night