Brad Shitstainbrook

Covering Cleveland #Browns News Hours After National Media Covered It

Amateur Sports Journalist And NOT A @PFWAWriters Member

Tweets are possibly my own.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Wemby's Defensive Player of the Year season:

1st in BPG
1st in BLK
1st in STL+BLK
1st in DFG% (min. 500 DFGA)

Youngest DPOY in NBA history.

First-ever unanimous DPOY in NBA history.

[Cory Mose @Cory_Mose]

Spurs arena is bullying people into putting on their shirt 😭
#Porvida | #GSG

[Brad Shitstainbrook @ShitstainNFL]

People want to bring degenerate Bruce Bowen that has been seen on film trying to injure players to the Spurs shows the mental issues of some in this fan base. You know this organization's reputation, why the fuck would you suggest this dumbass idea?

[SpursVentura 🇵🇷🇺🇸 @SpursVentura]

Come home this off season

[Brad Shitstainbrook @ShitstainNFL]

Got arrested for being black? Not a surprise in today's America

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

NFL Network has obtained the police report on the misdemeanor charges against Zachariah Branch, who was arrested while standing on a public sidewalk for not moving far enough when a police officer asked him to move:

“A male, later identified as Zacharia Branch, continued to stand on the sidewalk without making an attempt to move. I continued to give Zacharia Branch verbal commands to move from blocking the sidewalk and advised that if he did not, he would receive a citation for blocking the sidewalk. Zacharia Branch smirked, then stepped backwards and to the right, then remained standing upon the public sidewalk, so as to obstruct, hinder, and impede free passage upon the sidewalk as well as impede free ingress/egress to or from the adjacent places of business. Due to those actions and Zacharia Branch’s failure to comply with multiple verbal lawful commands, he was placed under arrest for misdemeanor Obstruction of LEO and received a citation for Obstructing Public Sidewalks.”

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

Ant doesn't flop, an extremely admirable part of his game. I wonder if he will ever go to the dark side in that area.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Principal Kirk Moore, who tackled the school shooter, walked into prom a few days later to a huge celebration from the students and was named prom king.

[Brad Shitstainbrook @ShitstainNFL]

Stupid Ass bitch, knowing he's been having health issues and this is the hill you wanna jump on, what a fucking bitch ass faggot

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

@BeansofBlue You don’t go to Hell for that.

Both Trump & Pop need to repent and follow Jesus.

[Brad Shitstainbrook @ShitstainNFL]

You're a fucking loser ass Christian who use people for your rage baiting posts that make absolutely no sense at all. Sorry sack of shit ass bitch just runs his dick suckers on Twitter non stop cause his bitch ass can't make it in the real world. Eat plenty of bum filled dicks 🫵🏻

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

I say this with 💯% genuineness:

Former Spurs HC Greg Popovich looks like he is in really rough shape, so I hope & pray he follows/submits to Jesus Christ as Lord before it’s too late.

No one is too far gone. Read about The Thief on the Cross (Luke 23)

[Bob Stew @TheBobStew]

The Bengals refused to pay Trey Hendrickson for years just so they could trade the 10th overall pick for Dexter Lawrence, who is demanding a new contract. Some organizations can’t be helped.

[J @jtakuz]

Bucks writers making Giannis mock trades for the Spurs where we give up Harper, Vassell, Carter and 4 firsts

bro that ship sailed we are GOOD off that weirdo

[c4 ☘️ @c4Bostonn]

Pablo playoff hoops instead of the run and gun hornets 💔

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

the hill that i will always die on regarding gatorade is that there is nothing wrong with the sugar and salt content whatsoever

the issue is people casually consuming it while being sedentary instead of during or after intense exercise

[Cavs Fans France @CavsFRA]

Un traumatisme

[🇺🇦Cambrian Wolfy | cr: tbfyl vol 1 @Cambria_Light]

So bones can heal, hair and nails grow up again but teeth are like "oh no! You ate nut! I'm broken!" and don't heal or grow up again????

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

The U.S. not discounting perishable foods an hour before closing time is solely because of greed and cruelty. In America, they will rather throw away millions of pounds of food instead of coming up with a solution that benefits all but nope they’ll even arrest dumpster divers.

[Clevta @Clevta]

Jeremiyah Love a generational RB the year after Ashton Jeanty generational RB draft which was two years after Bijan Robinson's generational draft now one year before Kewan Lacy the next generational RB next draft season. Rinse and repeat

[Brad Shitstainbrook @ShitstainNFL]

God damn what a stupid ass son of a bitch, but then again he is an OKC fan and the state of Oklahoma is ranked piss poor in education so these quotes from this shit bag retard doesn't surprise me at all @alexroig

[Alex Roig @AlexRoig_NBA]

C'mon, guys! Please wear your shirts so we can look cool like OKC does all the time. And then we can say that we started this shirt thing.

[Brad Shitstainbrook @ShitstainNFL]

You poor bastard, how on earth did a dingle berry like you get a job at ESPN? This mock draft is absolutely trash

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

7 days out

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

All my friends are texting me asking me about the missing scientists…

Imagine a world where one government figures out thermonuclear fusion and thus limitless clean energy before everyone else.

They hide it for decades but use it for military supremacy. Treat the economy like a game of sim city.

In such a world it wouldn’t be unusual to see unidentified flying objects or for high ranking military scientists to disappear without the government saying a word. Secrecy is paramount.

That’s the world you live in.

Don’t you see it?

[Joca @jocadbz]

"Oh man, yet another high school student that invented a {insert way to fix something on the planet}, the new generation is amazing!"

You know what will come of that? Fucking nothing. Nothing will happen. Any fucking high school student that invents a novel way to do X or Y thing will either be assassinated by the CIA or have their projects shelved into a smelly office of a random teacher in some fuckass university, like fucking always.