Shiven Samant

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@honkinchonkers sir this is a wendy’s

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@ultrapouches @rebel_pouches @rebel_pouches ngmi

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@eastvillageguy @ultrapouches can confirm @eric_drymer made magic here

[Tanay Jaipuria @tanayj]

OpenAI should launch a "Sign in with OpenAI."

Bring your context, preferences, and memories to every app.

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

chartcrime

[Raoul Pal @RaoulGMI]

Maybe, just maybe, it was this easy...

[Jordi Hays @jordihays]

Jobs of the future:
- aura farmer
- ai rights activist
- artisanal onlyfans content creator
- doordasher that turns robots off and on again when they’re not working
- meme coin investment banker
- ramp sdr
- venture capitalist
- data center power generator (you ride a stationary bike to earn your daily supply of inference)
- professional parlay athlete
- moral support for devin ai
- podcaster
- guy that posts BREAKING: and then shares misinformation to earn X creator payouts
- brain rot test subject (scale ai tests increasingly extreme slop content on you before asi serves it to the general population)
- sleeper (ubi from bryan johnson verified and paid out through the eight sleep app)

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@anuhariharan @gokulr @_groww i’m A

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@laurenbalik part of me wants your account to remain low-key 🥲 one of the highest insight / follower ratio accounts on my feed

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@NYCTSubway damn

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@JeremyLayt0n @CWilliamsNFL homie you freely admit you don’t follow basketball until the finals smh; MJ only started winning when he got incredible teammates (not just pippen). lebron took the cavs to the finals with mo williams as his robin and came back from 3-1 down against the best team ever

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@JeremyLayt0n this is the most midwestern ass response i’ve seen you clown

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@JeremyLayt0n now compare instagram followers of the leagues and top players

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@JeremyLayt0n @gkmian11 is the answer

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@NBAMemes Tony Tandon

[Jeremy @JeromeyR0me]

I had to do this for fraternity hazing (horrible) and she’s just out here doing it for the love of the game sheesh

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

if hinge notified a person when someone takes a screenshot of their profile society would collapse

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@JeremyLayt0n love you jeremy

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

@laurenbalik You’re prob my favorite account to follow - I sold my Fivetran shares on secondaries without hesitation when a clueless VC reached out :) Thanks for opening mine and everyone’s eyes.

[Shiven Samant @ShivenSamant]

need a .env file for my life

[Lucas Beyer (bl16) @giffmana]

Can I just say that the x-axis on this plot is an actual masterpiece? I would love to know who @AnthropicAI did that.