Shmakim Allah

I might not be shit to you but my momma thinks I made it.

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

@lordstoney Yall dont hear me tho

[TMZ @TMZ]

Cornell Student Diego Sarabia Loses Wells Fargo Job Amid Alleged Sexual Assault Case https://t.co/boffi8UFbB

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

@No_Mo_Diversity Shut up dweeb

[yc @yc]

This is how I used to walk into my office during the worst time in my life lol

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

@RoKnows22 Copped the salmon toes for my girl on Friday’s early access

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

Cuz the shit is big BASURA. That whole 4:44 album is, and I’ll always stand on that.

[𝐇𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐚 • JAŸ-Z In ∞ @thejayzsource]

JAŸ-Z’s reaction when Rick Rubin played ‘4:44’ 😭

He said it’s the song of his he played the least and he hasn’t heard it since 2017.

[Max Velocity @MaxVelocityWX]

HURRICANE POLO HAS REACHED CATEGORY 5 STRENGTH FOR THE THIRD TIME!

Polo has once again exploded into a 180 mph Category 5 hurricane, marking the third separate time the storm has reached Category 5 intensity.

This is an extraordinary milestone: Polo is the first hurricane on record to reach Category 5 strength three separate times with all three peaks occurring in the Eastern Pacific.

And at 180 mph, Polo has once again reached the third-highest wind speed ever recorded in the Eastern Pacific.

Polo is certainly one for the history books.

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

@RaineyOvalle 😂😂😂

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@Ghost_Robot88

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You’re telling me the US Representative who was giving out a handjob at a Beetlejuice musical was caught having salacious affairs with junior staffers and bribing them to keep quiet????

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

@parasocialyte dick AND cock?!?!?!

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

The news: Rep. Lauren Boebert is accused of having lesbian affairs with 2 female staffers under her supervision.

Both liberal and conservative men:

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

@lordstoney 😂😂😂😂😂

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

Who did Lindsay Clancy vote for? I’m tryna see something.

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

@KicksFinder

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He somehow looks even more evil now.

[Desirée Townsend @DesireeReports]

Sen. Mitch McConnell leaves the Senate after casting his vote in the Senate Agriculture Committee this afternoon.

[POLTERGEIST 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇮🇷 @C_Rigmaiden]

All this freestyle does is confirm what I’ve always known but never expressed aloud because I was going along to get along:

You YNs CAN’T RAP for shit.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“boycott Ed Sheeran” man, I don’t control the playlist at Walgreens

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

Just had a Simply Orange juice so good it made me wanna become a better person.

[Shmakim Allah @ShmakimAllah]

Get ready to learn Hebrew buddy @kylekuzma