doggo matt

No longer a dog less nobody. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Puns are comedy of the highest order.

[doggo matt @ShoeInTheBox]

@redsteeze Jen Rubin is like the opposite of Skynet, the longer she exists the less self-aware she becomes.

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

As I’ve argued for years, the “insanity” defense should not exist. It should not be permitted by law.

[Neet @neet_sol]

picking a random college major on a whim at 18

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>Buzz has existential crisis and gets depressed
>Immediately starts crossdressing and attempts to commit suicide

I don’t think this is the message you want to send

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[doggo matt @ShoeInTheBox]

@ArcaneM3F For that moment alone 😂

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

The Cylinder Must Remain Unharmed (2028)

[The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist]

Funny how you don’t see people carrying umbrellas until it starts raining.

[𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 @ZELLKLUMPEN]

whose presence she actually felt:

[Nicholas Carrigg @nicholascarrigg]

I gave my son all my old Legos years ago, and today, he told me that he's printing out the vintage manuals to rebuild the old sets mixed in.

"This one's from 1999."

[Rosalina's Top Luma @ReactionaryLuma]

Nope. Halo is about the west blowing up space Muslims and how militarism is fucking rad.

[doggo matt @ShoeInTheBox]

Clips like this always reassure me that the reason Gladiator was so successful was because of Russell Crowe, not Ridley Scott.

[Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi]

Russell Crowe on Gladiator 2:

‘They failed, and they failed because they didn’t understand what made the first film so successful: it had a moral core. Here’s the thing, most people want that. On the surface, they might go for entertainment, but if they’re going to love something and keep it with them forever, like that movie? …The love for that thing is because of its moral core. All guys want to be that man who can stay that strong, and all women want a man who can love them in that way.’

[doggo matt @ShoeInTheBox]

It seems Trump was able to sneak into the Thalmor Embassy

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.

What the literal hell is this?

[Frontierism @frontierism]

“Your honor, this is only his first murder”

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@BasedMikeLee

[Thommy Come Lately @ThomLately]

I thought the worst part was the dead baby

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

The Venn diagram between people who think you should get fired for using the R word and people who think you should be able to euthanize your child if it has Down syndrome is almost a circle

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni