Shosh🌻✡️🇿🇦

don’t insult my intelligence, DEREK || sc : shoshy102 || she/her

[Shosh🌻✡️🇿🇦 @ShoshGordon]

1st question vs 12th question on @hqtrivia

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ramsey and Rebel. Ramsey can be a little needy sometimes. But Rebel doesn't mind because Ramsey’s needs are very cozy. 13/10 for both

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jupiter. He is the sleeping dog that every cartoon of a sleeping dog is based on. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Lucas. He has never worked a day in his life, but is taking a much needed vacation. 14/10

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

She can’t even make eye contact with her phone lol

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

kendrick and drake just need zendaya to make them kiss

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Millie. She was spotted proving that chivalry isn't dead. And is in fact very cute. 12/10

[chrismel @chrismelbz]

it’s exhausting having such a kind soul and curious nature

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a toupee that has come to life. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: korben_dallas2020)

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Charlie. He's quite the handyman. Which is very impressive for someone who doesn't have hands. 14/10

[chrismel @chrismelbz]

not now elmo

[chrismel @chrismelbz]

this tweet did more to get people vaccinated than our government did

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

They say god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.

He gave me super treatable, early stage Hodgkin’s lymphoma because he knows I’m a lil baby.

[Shosh🌻✡️🇿🇦 @ShoshGordon]

@zone_molly @jasonsulli @chrismelberger @WhatifJulia i need this clip😭

[Shosh🌻✡️🇿🇦 @ShoshGordon]

@chrismelbz i need this clip

[Shosh🌻✡️🇿🇦 @ShoshGordon]

One of my students gives me an envelope and I assume its a holiday card but its actually just…cash

[Shosh🌻✡️🇿🇦 @ShoshGordon]

@HoodieAllen wanna hype me up with a hanukkah gift?🥹

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Franklin. He saw that you were trying to leave the house without him and has staged a protest. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is getting ridiculous. Please don’t send in soft pretzels. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 13/10 someone help him

[Shosh🌻✡️🇿🇦 @ShoshGordon]

this story…yes i am crying💖💕

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Annie. She was surrendered to a shelter at 19 years old in poor condition and given just a month to live. After Lauren Siler and Lisa Flores heard about the pup, they decided to make the last months of her life the best…