Ryden Rey.

Blink if you see the mischief in my eyes. (Parody/Roleplay/OC/21+) #RiskyTrouble

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

Me, Myself, and My Baseball Bat.

Read: https://t.co/zd9rq2WXW8

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

—Tear-free and ready to sniff. You’re welcome. Have a splendid day.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

Making an appearance for @FuelMyDarkness only. Happy birthday, loser. I heard you were crying because I hadn’t shown up. You can stop sniffing my old shirt you stole a few years ago, trying to find my scent. Your gift is on your dresser. Hint: It’s one of my newer shirts. —

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

Merry Christmas, losers. Thanks to me you don’t need a star on top of your trees. I’m the star. @WildlyLawless @atwistofate @RhapsodyOfStars @Wingedreamer

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

Did it for the ho’s.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

@RhapsodyOfStars When someone tries to say it’s not all about me:

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

Dressed up for /my/ big day. It’s not always easy being @GuilessPixie’s best birthday present ever.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

See you soon, birthday girl. Preferably in your birthday suit.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

Happy birthday @GuilessPixie. I’ll perform for you later. I know I’m the best present you could ever get, but I want you to know 1) You are almost prettier than me. 2) You are the best thing to ever happen to me. Can’t wait to change your awful last name to Rey.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

@GuilessPixie I miss you, fiancé. It’s hard being alone when you’re this good looking and charming, knowing I should be sharing my natural gifts. Smiling at myself in the mirror doesn’t do the trick like it used to.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

There’s no need for birthday presents with me in your life, @atwistofate, alas here you go: a bottle of my new signature cologne: Smooth Ryd. Just carry it with you wherever you go. Consider it a supplement for charm, success, and wicked good looks.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

@GuilessPixie [Scooping you up to take you to bed with me.] Night, world. It’s Ry time aka the best time.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

@RiotWithinMe Don’t be rude to my fangirls. Go outside and give them cookies.

[Katie Lewis @KittyKatNot]

--x-X-x-|[ Part One: Lost Children ]|-x-X-x--

https://t.co/wwPg0CMbkm

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

@WildlyLawless If you needed attention, all you had to do was ask. No one should have to suffer that much.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

@HeartOfBravery The only thing I miss are my shampoo commercials. Now I have to deal with another minion.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

@AngelAmidDevils @GuilessPixie I was actually staring into the mirror.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

@FieryKittenK Listen, sexy vampire chick. I'm flattered, but I'm engaged. Practically married. I hope you enjoyed your twenty seconds of heaven.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

@WildlyLawless It's going to be awkward when I'm the first guy you send your letter to.

[Ryden Rey. @ShrewdRascal]

I think it's "Disappoint Ry" month. The gods decided I was too gifted so they had to make me suffer momentarily. Commercial break, feel free to show up soon.