Patrek Tully

New Orleans, Thin Lizzy, Sandwiches

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[Patrek Tully @ShroomToaster]

@RasberryRazz Gotta get em all.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[Patrek Tully @ShroomToaster]

@EricLDaugh @DutchForce17 He’s a pussy.

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@cafreiman Don said that cuz he was stuck in an elevator. You’re taking your time to respond to strangers on the internet.

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@Kiradavis Also the alternative was the “inject yourself with bleach,” guy.

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@jewels_Jewels77 @demarco_roy @JulieCar94 @realjustsully You know why.

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@AlexAsgari @DrClaytonForre1 It’s not even full yet.

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@DrClaytonForre1 No one’s furious.
Everyone is waiting for the fuckup to reveal itself.

[Patrek Tully @ShroomToaster]

@ferowaw_ @Jesse_Leg Yes, it is.

[Patrek Tully @ShroomToaster]

@demarco_roy @JulieCar94 @realjustsully The justice department (fbi) told the district atty they had “very different opinion of the circumstances” with respect to O’Keefes death. So there goes that.

I think you’re probably aware of MSPs credibility.

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@TK4945691951909 @GraduatedBen Yes. So why the circle jerk?

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@TK4945691951909 @GraduatedBen I’m one of the nitwits who’s watched maga celebrate shit and the rug gets pulled soon thereafter.

It’s telling that y’all think making water reflect is cause for celebration.

[Patrek Tully @ShroomToaster]

@am_monarchist Tell that to my 10th grade english teacher, who I think designed her curriculum around movie adaptations

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@capeandcowell It’s also quite funny you dorks think filling a pond for 24 hours is a huge victory.

Let’s see how it looks in July.

[Patrek Tully @ShroomToaster]

@mojorisn75 You dorks celebrated winning the ongoing Iranian war two months ago.

Maybe slowdown the celebration

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

Me and the homies locked in in Plato’s cave

[Ryan Alexanderplatz @ryanhasbadtaste]

ellroy doesnt miss