Shxldvn

God, Trading, and my nonsense 😜

[⋆ ᥫ᭡. @meraldzine]

High sex drive + no partner is actually hell.

[Ryan Kennedy 🇺🇸🏋🏻‍♂️🍒 @RyanBtheSheezy]

Sex is an obligation in marriage.

Not every night, but it is certainly an obligation.

[Favour @favourisshy]

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse

[Bohemian Diva @BohemianDiva99]

Because it is. Women are not known for their directness when wanting sex. Jesus the generation of women are stupid as fuck. Didn’t your mother teach you anything? The rule, if you’re not interested you don’t be alone with him. Especially since y’all love accusing men of rape.

[n❧ @nimi_ea]

I’m the only real lover alive atp

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

That “ Student Driver” sticker don’t mean shit to me Drive that mfn car

[🔋 @hoodie_flowers]

I am officially opening the Vega Ioane OROY agenda.

[Shxldvn @Shxldvn]

@AustinWestern2 I concur

[The Feminist Misogynist @igarglewithfire]

If women were held criminally liable for false rape allegations, there would be a lot less false rape allegations.

[Fav @favwontmiss]

Apps shouldn’t be allowed to call themselves free on the app store when the moment you open them, they hit you with a subscription paywall before you can even use anything. that’s not a free app, that’s false advertising.

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

When the guy at chipotle yells out “he got double chicken” to the cashier

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If Social Security thinks retirement age is 62, why are we electing 70-80 year olds to Congress and as President?

[Aurora @AuroraTheFoxxo]

If you are hooking up with people while we are talking, then no I really can’t take it seriously. Something about “I just had sex with someone else last week but I wanna be with you” doesn’t hit me the right way.

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

All people exist because of straight sexuality

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Once a woman be like “I don’t wanna seem thirsty” I know it ain’t gone work out. My future wife don’t care about that shit

[WayneTronics @Tronicssystem]

If he played today with these modern offenses he’d be the best QB in the NFL by far.

He’s like if Lamar Jackson was left handed and had an arm as strong as Patrick Mahomes.

[solé @layxsnv]

when two clingy, affectionate lovers find each other >>>>>>

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

Ngl I’ll cancel all my plans to cuddle with my boo

[T Money @thamulababy]

Me coded fr😭

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

i'm big on spending time together, we could literally sit around watching shows and talking shit all day and i'd be happy asf