Mr. Mime Afficionado

I’m like arugula. I’m bright, tart, and slightly bitter.

[cesar @trashpopsong]

a first listen of this when my alzheimer’s finally kicks in my 70s is gonna absolutely change me

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[Mr. Mime Afficionado @Shyguy8413]

My feed right now is at its ultimate peak. I am unapologetic in every way.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Waiting for Mitch McConnell’s statement on Lindsey Graham.

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

no wonder it was a terrible heatwave last week the doors of hell were open

[chance @chanceposts]

Mitch McConnell is still alive he’s just recovering from a botched surgery to give himself big boobies like Kristi Noem’s husband

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

damn, yall gonna have a séance?

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

mitch mcconnell strutting into the capitol building monday morning looking 71 years younger: damn shame what happened to lindsay

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Lindsay grahams funeral is about to be a Grindr hotspot

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[Lester bangs @st3llab1ue]

I accidentally just said “ain’t no sweat off my dick” to a group of customers

[Charly Bliss @charlybliss]

they got a real minion at taylor swift and travis kelce's wedding. everyone keeps hitting it with hammers

[Mr. Mime Afficionado @Shyguy8413]

I too will be having an adderall spritz

[shanifest it @lieslvondutch]

My dad just tried to order me a drink and goes “she’ll have an adderall spritz”

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Her something blue 🩵

See tonight’s lights live: https://t.co/iavtXSm3Fx

Text CONNECT to 274-16 for real-time lighting alerts.

[Mr. Mime Afficionado @Shyguy8413]

@YouKnowLumo Shifting consumer preferences 😂

Yeah I didn’t prefer digital to be the same price as physical but I guess they missed that preference. Clown shoes. I can’t wait for every other company to fall in line. Gross

[Mr. Mime Afficionado @Shyguy8413]

@Trippydesu @YouKnowLumo TWO THOUSAND AND ELEVEN 📢

…SORTA 📢

[ema @514baby]

can’t believe the word bussi is about to be carved into the stanley cup

[໊ @wandasattorney]

TAYLOR SWIFT NOW HAS A SUPERBOWL AND AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP!