Slimeball

Professional Movie Monster

[KATHY 💿 ⭑. @zevonology]

like i mean i guess

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

every once in a while they made john wayne play a guy who fought for the union and you could tell his heart just wasn't in it

[Disparu @disparutoo]

We have now invented popcorn buckets that can't hold popcorn

[Slimeball @SickSlimeball]

@spillthekatea @weardjupiter On par with everything he wrote after House of Leaves. For better or for worse.

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

Well, there isn't a monster in House of Leaves. The figure of the Minotaur is important to the story as a potential explanation for the existence of the labyrinth/House. The various protagonists all search for it, but it doesn't exist. The House is empty. It's Death.

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Michael Douglas ate so much box it almost killed him, it’s an erotic thriller every day he’s alive.

[hazel norwood @wreckette]

adhd kid who shows you isis beheadings vs autistic kid who shows you aphex twin rubber johnny

[Slimeball @SickSlimeball]

@VenomSonyMarvel @Jenahcrator @CortexGrimuloid Guess you're not sorry enough to delete this one, fuckface.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I hope the success of BACKROOMS spawns an internet IP arms race and we get like BODYBUILDING DOT COM FORUM - HOW MANY DAYS ARE IN A WEEK: THE MOVIE

[SM @PhotosAndFilms_]

AMC gives you a 30 minute grace period and people still show up unreasonably late for a movie. A couple showed up over an hour late to I Love Boosters last night.

[Slimeball @SickSlimeball]

@josueGu59305652 Spoiling a movie that came out today is a dick move

[Slimeball @SickSlimeball]

@fisackerly New trailer parodies it. Compares the concept of the backrooms to eating pussy. Comforting to know these movies will never get better.

[BH 🇵🇸 @HordeBanana]

My biggest take away from OBSESSION is that the current trend for horror movies is a Tales from the Crypt episode all shot in the same identical "prestige" style of framing everything in the center with shallow focus with a bland color palette

[Slimeball @SickSlimeball]

@MarbleEquanim @DailyMail Doubt they care. Depends on how much they look like the stabber.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(TikTok text to speech AI voice) The man’s father did not support his dream to become a famous animator. When the man earned 1 million dollars for his cartoon, he got his revenge: he put his father to sleep with a tranquilizer dart, and moved his house to Pakistan.

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

20 year old director: try again, remember, your character is DEVASTATED, this is the all time low point in his life, imagine you just flunked algebra

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

yeah i bet

[Shrews Metalist🇮🇹🇲🇽 @FeetFiendFreak]

I believe him

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Gilbert Gottfried as “Gilbert Ramone” with Johnny, Joey, and Marky on USA Up All Night, 1990.

[Slimeball @SickSlimeball]

@keithd001 @its_The_Dr Nope. Fast Times at Ridgemont High