Sick Boy

It's me, me, fuckin ME, Simon David Williamson, NUMERO FUCKIN UNO, versus the world

[FRANCIS BEGBIE @Franco__Begbie]

THAT FUCKIN OLYMPICS IS A PILE AY FUCKIN SHITE. IF A WANTED TAE SEE SKINNY CUNTS OAF THIR TITS OAN DRUGS AH'D FUCKIN VISIT RENTON AND SPUD

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Hodgson looking downwards at the disgrace of his own penis, a solitary tear of ejaculate trickling down the discoloured shaft of despair

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

#ff all of you raveshingly beautiful women out there

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Ah though Coke wis deid. Excellent effort in the Europa Final

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Extra small Francis? https://t.co/zvJxmoqdPG

[FRANCIS BEGBIE @Franco__Begbie]

THAT'S MA VALENTINE'S DAY SHITE FUCKIN SORTED. RIDING FIR FUCKIN SCOTLAND THE NIGHT

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

A whole book about @Franco__Begbie eh. I thought his ainly hidden depths were in his rectum where he enjoyed taking a good wad of spunk

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Being goaded by your inferiors seems to be dish of the day for Twitter. Insulted by a ginger, it really does take the (ginger) biscuit.

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most devastatingly handsome of them all? Why Shimon there's shimply no contesht

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Who'd have thought he'd turn out to be such a cretinous idiot.

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Nobody fucks like me. Nobody even comes close.

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

This humidity and the levels of Manto with naked flesh oozing into my eyeline is making me feel like a sex-offender with a permanent semi-on

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Apologies for the way @IrvineWelsh portrays me in his new novel. Embittered ramblings of a man 'not suitable' for a role in one of my movies

[FRANCIS BEGBIE @Franco__Begbie]

SOME FUCKIN CUNTS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TAE FUCKIN REPRODUCE

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

@RidCoupon @IrvineWelsh Nobody wants to hear about you you old gremlin. People want to hear about me me ME ME - SIMON DAVID WILLIAMSON

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Conshider it done

[Lisa K 🖖 @LifeOnSkaro]

Almost 32 and the @Sick__Boy_ fan fiction continues in my head. He's like a sexually transmitted infection of the brain. I need help. 😕

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Scam no. 9,846. Women are far less observant about the whereabouts of their purses when plied with absinthe and rohypnol

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Shite Sean joke @BigTamConnery

[Sick Boy @Sick__Boy_]

Ah think we need the likes ay @JuiceTerryL in the London taxis. The curly heided widnae stand fir this @IrvineWelsh http://t.co/PaAvYBbGCM