Jay Eales

Writer of comics and prose. Man of few words... yeah, right. Now on Mastodon @[email protected]

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

I only dated nouns for a while, but it was just one thing after another

[Dnd Sesame Tweet @DndSesame]

hmm Sting is blue, Goblins are near.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Well, this is perfectly reasonable

[Beau @DrBeauBeaumont]

I’ve never understood why Flash Gordon is banned from Folkestone.

Don’t they know that he saved every one of them?

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

Where to bloody start? There isn't enough British food to buy because the crass, malformed, malignant clown-show of Brexit that you promoted, has undermined food production, courtesy of ill-thought out subsidies. Plus, brexit-driven border controls have stymied imports.

[Jay Eales @SignorFurioso]

@mikejjennings Sending our love, Mike.

[Doctor Who Poop @DWPoop]

I swear the Master chanting x2 speed sounds like the Minions from Despicable Me

[Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra]

This is so beautiful.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Stop. Threatening. Us. With. A. GOOD. Time.

[Rob Williams @Robwilliams71]

“I don’t understand how they’re still not shooting that film and I don’t understand how hundreds of people aren’t dead.” Soderbergh on Fury Road.

[JL Worrad @JLWORRAD]

Pennyblade, a fantasy novel out now from @TitanBooks. Synopsis below:

[Stephen Street @StreetStephen]

This has made my day!

[Jay Eales @SignorFurioso]

@JLWORRAD The Hairy Cornflake!

[Geoff @kwoade]

Labradors - double coated, waterproofed & insulated - were bred from St John’s Water Dogs, carefully selected to retrieve fish from the semi-arctic waters of Newfoundland and Labrador for their fishermen owners.

Here are 3 of them, begging to get inside to escape light drizzle.

[Jay Eales @SignorFurioso]

@MIKECOLLINS99 Cob, Dressing gown, Gitty, Crust.

[Jay Eales @SignorFurioso]

@jamiedelano Still putting one foot in front of the other. That’s enough some days, innit.

[Jay Eales @SignorFurioso]

@jamiedelano Wishing you all the best, Jamie. May you borrow time as extravagantly as you’d like.

[Space Cat Press @SpaceCatPress]

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

To celebrate, here are 3 pieces about trans identity/experiences:

Adam’s Apples by Yevgeny Salisbury 👗

Rewild Me by Charlie Winter ☀️

The Scream That Became A Howl by @MaxTurnerWrites 🐺

#ForestofBarkAndBone #AliensOtherness