ugly³

[ugly³ @SillylilLeftist]

I just ate fruit snacks in the shower

[dev 2 @devy_nation]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Slavery should be illegal. You should go to prison if you do slavery. Where, you know, funny enough,

[jane doe @cannabinoided]

I always hated the "veterans only get 1 day" argument against pride month, like bitch you don't see me walking around everywhere demanding a fаggot discount

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New photos reveal federal agents holding a protester to the ground as they spray chemical irritant directly into his face.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

🚨BREAKING

It looks like ICE just shot and killed someone else in Minneapolis.

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

someone could blow into your ear and play your empty skull like a large jug at a barnyard dance

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

The single deadliest event in all of American history happened just five years ago, and for millions of people, the only thing worth remembering is that they were personally inconvenienced by the safety measures. Absolutely wretched, soulless country.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Brooklyn Center, Minnesota: An ICE agent is seen slipping onto his back and then accompanying a female detainee into a porta-potty, while another agent waits in a car outside.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Me:
“Do you have any books on turtles?”

Librarian:
“Hard back?”

Me:
“Yeah, with little heads.”

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Nigga look like a racist Care Bear

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

A Fox News anchor saying "Or involuntary lethal injection or something just kill them" about people living on the streets live on air.

This and the dehumanization that comes from this - is what political violence looks like.

[Kenneth Roth @KenRoth]

Drug trafficking is a crime, not an act of war. Traffickers must be arrested, not summarily executed, which U.S. forces just illegally did.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.

[Quantіan @quantian1]

Diddler on the Roof

[Thundercrakka 🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️🌩️🛩️ @hamwisier]

Gee Lois this is worse than the time I was turned into a glass sculpture and tipped over

[The Reasonable Man @slime_machine]

torching the waymos is a measure of the lucidity of the protest, its just clean activism man its like torching a cop car but theres no fat guy inside who is banned from dating apps