Simothy

We all some nut fr

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

Lewandowksi watching Kane win a Ballon D’or for statpadding in the Bundesliga

[SOLAECLIPSE™️ @DrinkSolaPop]

"By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left. He lost the gun debate, by a long shot!" - Pulitzer Prize-winning poetry

[✮ @istgnolimit]

why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes

[Lord EDWIN the 2nd @EdwinJunior419]

I swear the pain United are going through right now is not enough. Let them suffer even more.

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

Farting while I'm walking up the stairs to give myself a speed boost

[zam @zamdoteth]

I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer

[arya @whimsymerchant9]

first dates are so funny because why are we both pretending to be normal

[Ruff Criminal @RuffCrim]

White people when the youtuber they watched in middle school cheats on his wife

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @0de11_]

Jackson cele on Man City’s head x2

[lacey @torumew]

when I manage to like a tweet before the timeline refreshes

[hezi @hklivingg]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Simothy @SimiLord]

@delulubarbie101

[Simothy @SimiLord]

@JustOpe_

[86 | Priya @priyatonin]

people with nut allergies when someone chases them with a chainsaw

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[rhine @thaRhine]

why arent mixed asians called combinasians

[💭 @delulubarbie101]

nah this shits deeeeeeeeeeeeper bro rice my fucking goat

[Simothy @SimiLord]

He was vibing and thats why im a vibe

[💭 @delulubarbie101]

God was doing wtv when he made simi

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

my manager, btw

[Qurando Rondo @03nightz]

sperm banks be like get a load of this nigga