bonecolletor

big on dinosaurs and women
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[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

yeah i like parallel play. playing with myself while ur laying parallel next to me amirite twitter dot com

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

@_dykemoder whoops :p

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

don’t think i’ve ever had a day where my body isn’t pissing me off with smth

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

@grungepaste they call me the sailor

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

can i exhale in quick succession into ur neck like a dog or perhaps a moose pls

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

@bxtchwifemoder come back to Vancouver right meow

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

only thing cumming too early is fall

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

no fucking way a horse can draw a carriage

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

@grungepaste i bet it feels rly good to do that

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

@girl_calamity I… I love you too random Internet personality

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

@bxtchwifemoder Vancouver will miss you too gorgeous 😭🖤

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

getting all of my oomfs to dm me and pressing my phone against my taint

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

going to Japan and being nonchalant about the whole experience cause you can’t get that place Japan meme out of your head

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

sometimes i find myself thinking a guys kinda cute but then i realize that would be hashtag hetslop and i just can’t do that to myself rn

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

“puppy wanna go on a walk?” puppy wants to get railed by a kinda pissed off tgirl but sure a walk sounds nice

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

@grungepaste hehehe hi bug :3333

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

wear all 0 of my oomfs at haha send tweet

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

No fags at this house party someone pick me up

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

I need more ppl to go bar hopping with fr

[bonecolletor @_moonlit_eve]

no you see getting carried home high as balls by 3 lesbians is actually saving gas so it’s a net positive