Jordan the River

I am Jordan similar to the River. Like is used by those that fear commitment. Ecological Necromancer. Romancer of Science... its methods turn me on.

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

https://t.co/vpDki21FwE #PatriotAct #TheResistance #fun #TrumpRussia

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

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[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

@polarbackup1 i appreciate you

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

@realDonaldTrump is a russian asset

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is fucking nuts.

The US doesn’t benefit at all by withdrawing from this treaty, but Russia does.

Like scrapping the INF, this makes our allies less safe, and will further inflame the tension between the US and our most important partners.

Which, of course, is the point.

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

@HamillHimself wait, what? Last kids on earth is one of my favorite things you've done...

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

@nycsouthpaw I think he wants us to be lerts and is a typo... Im a lert!

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

@sassybibrarian What happened to your brother?

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

I think @realDonaldTrump only said to inject bleach to have deaths not directly linked to #Covid_19. He wants his numbers to improve so he wants people to kill themselves.

[Faheem Younus, MD @FaheemYounus]

Myth
Must wipe groceries/produce with bleach or you’ll get COVID

Fact
Such bleach/chemical use does more harm than good. No COVID cases have been linked to contaminated packets👇

COVID generates enough real problems; let’s not create more for ourselves

https://t.co/f8WRtT0G4h

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

I think @realDonaldTrump only said to inject bleach to have deaths not directly linked to #Covid_19. He wants his numbers to improve so he wants people to kill themselves.

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

I think @realDonaldTrump only said to inject bleach to have deaths not directly linked to #Covid_19. He wants his numbers to improve so he wants people to kill themselves.

[Rogue Melania🍸🍸🍸 @RogueFirstLady]

I now have 80,000 friend here in the Twitter. Is thank. Without you I have drink bleach already - and no because The Donald say it cure virus.

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

It would be easier to drain if youd stop gumming up the works with all the corrupt turds you keep appointing

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

DRAIN THE SWAMP!

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

But i do blame @realDonaldTrump

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

It’s as though his first thought is about himself. Odd.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I just snort-laughed.

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

@AngrierWHStaff But according to trump we had no cases in january

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

If you were writing a screenplay about a narcissist, you wouldn’t include this line because it’s so over the top.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is absolutely disgusting.

[Glenn Kirschner @glennkirschner2]

I hope just one reporter asks Trump: “please explain how you have total authority but take no responsibility?”

That not just oxymoronic . . . it’s plain old moronic.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Pro Tip: if you really have greatest economy of all time, the lines are not five miles long at foodbanks a month after it closes. Your economy served the rich and kept the working class poor. @realDonaldTrump

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

@realDonaldTrump Again accusing someone of that which you are guilty... You, dog, must be too old to learn new tricks...

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

@AngrierWHStaff The only thing missing from this anecdotal evidence is people dying and/or being put on ventilators from this mystery virus in December...

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

@AngrierWHStaff Theory = hypothesis MD

[Jordan the River @SimilarRiver]

@AngrierWHStaff Me too. I had a fever that knocked me out for a week. My sons' were much less serious. The fever i had a cough for two weeks and even after. Wouldnt it be funny if it actually started in America and we exported the wuhan virus to china...